#alkadron

No.

First of all, cards you remove from the draft with Cogwork Grinder are removed face down, so none of their characteristics can be seen by any card. Additionally, that card was removed by a card named Cogwork Grinder, irrespective of what names Cogwork Grinder might currently have on the battlefield.

“i will start watching the new voltron the second anyone explains to me...”

Mostly because toys, I think. Anthro things are easy to make: stick a few rectangular prisms together. Cats are easy to turn into rectangular prism-ish shapes.

...yeah, saw that coming

In continuity, Haggar originally broke Voltron, and she likes cats. 

Like 70% sure that doesn’t hold true in the reboot, but shrug.

anyway, overthinking the first three episodes:

[pulls out a record with an obvious scratch in it and puts it in a player] “WHY ARE THESE ALIENS SPEAKING ENGLISH. zrtch WHY ARE--”

OK, I can understand the good aliens speaking English ‘cause they’re the kind of people who probably think nothing of universal translators

What kind of lame universal conqueror with superluminal technology still hasn’t taken over galaxy after TEN THOUSAND YEARS? They even have automated repair drones, so clearly they could create Dyson-sphere-constructing Von Neumann probes which expanded quadratically (or at least linearly) to cover every star. And whenever some system resisted they could just hook up a bunch of lasers to the nearest Dyson sphere, point them at the planets in the system and then wait a few years.

I guess that explains why they expect to beat the Galrog with a single giant robot (which is somehow piloted by 5 guys (AU idea: the Paladins try to start a restaurant)  without them forming a hive mind), they’re pretty dumb.

Honestly the transformation sequence is at least 25% of it for me. Hell yeah.

Writers, stop making fun of Hunk, please. (feel free to keep making fun of Lance, though)

BLAHBLAHBLAHMYSTICISMBLAH did the Alteans ever consider creating a giant robot that DIDN’T rely on having an Enlightened Connection in order for it to be used to it’s full potential? That’s probably why there’s only one Voltron. Definitely not for plot reasons.

Eheheh Keith pretends to be all cool but he’s really just as much of a one-up-you donkus as Lance. I bet they actually were rivals in class.

Speaking of pretty dumb Galra: “This weapon, which I have created, will defeat the greatest weapon in the universe, and then we will take that weapon, which will be defeated by a weapon we already have, and have the greatest weapon in the universe!”

Hell, why aren’t they sending two of them.

Huh, this guy’s weapon is actually kind of like the new version of Ysmine’s: A mace with an extensible, intangible shaft.

Isn’t “metal reflects light different and is shiny” basically what Einstein won his Nobel Prize for?

Hello!

I followed some amusing wankery to your blog (sorry that all that’s happening and involves you, seems unfortunate).  Anyways, I saw some mention of psi, area, crushing/cutting, fingers, etc.

I wanted to let you know: PSI is literally pounds per square inch.  It’s not force, it’s pressure, so the area involved is irrelevant.  .05 psi across the blade of a knife is the same amount of pressure as .05 psi spread across the business end of a hammer.  In this case, the hammer would have more force, spread over a larger area, to create the same pressure.

No idea what this is about, and I’m not super interested in getting into it, just thought I’d science and then peace out.

cheers.

this is actually super interesting? i am not a science so having someone explain it like this is very helpful

do you have any insight as to what kind of PSI it would take to crush fingers? like crush. obliterate. not just break. we’re talking fuck that shit up fingers.

Our Lady Pattern,The entire maths establishment,And I disagree