#alis posts

Y’all! YALL!!! I fuckin love fjord! Love that moron so much!!!! And I use to hate him!! But the second he stopped trying to be smarter and more grounded and more put together than everyone else I just fucking fell in love with this dude!! Y’all he’s so smart but has zero fucking clue what’s going on in the greater scheme of things! And he doesn’t fucking care!!! And I don’t necessarily mean plot wise, but like just in life in general and I fucking love that! Home boy is just like wildmother? Hello? You want me to burn some incense??? Meditate??? Plant a fucking tree??? Pastels???? You got it!!!! You need someone to murder a fucking arch mage??? I’ll fucking do it!! He’s so ride or die!!! I’m obsessed w/ him!!! He’s just like fuck it I guess ima just be myself this time!! And that’s SO sexy of him!!!!

Rly love the idea of fjord just one day bein like “oh shit am I in love with caduceus?????”

Yall king dumbass sucks so much.... like cad and jester feeling like they had to put away their holy symbols before entering the room despite not being empire citizens??? Fucking disgusting.

Bout to write a fuckin think piece on how much I love fjord

Me @ Trent: bitch choke