Tetsuo is all ready to start the new term.  He isn’t going to let a little unexpected belly fat get in his way of getting his degree.

Tetsuo shows off his Buddha belly to Luna.

HELLSPAWN FROM BEYOND THE STARS.

PIC(S) INFO: Spotlight on promotional shots for the Alien Spawn II six inch action figure by McFarlane Toys, from "Spawn Series 21: Alternate Realities," and originally sculpted in Spawn Series 6.

EXTRA INFO: Alien Spawn II was part of the "Alternate Realities" series, consisting of "Six wildly unique interpretations of the core SPAWN character," and released by McFarlane Toys in February 2002.

I keep digging these figures out of my storage unit, and I  have to go exploring on the Interwebs to find out who they are!

So apparently this guy is Alen Spawn, or at least the first version thereof, from 1996.

I dunno about you, but every time I glance at him I think it’s the old Hulk foe, Xemnu the Titan, but dressed for an S&M weekend.

This is another heavy, solid figure.  He only has five points of articulation (base of neck, shoulders, top of legs), so you can’t pose him all that well.