libby’s bad luck is that sami’s more into sinead than her, right? and sinead finding out about sami helping laurie before means he is gonna beg for her forgiveness and it will push them closer together. and i don’t think jack is safe yet because it’s all heading for a breda vs mercedes showdown and there’s no way they let mercy lose that, so the audience will have to turn on breda soon. even if it’s not jack she’s gonna kill someone who doesn’t really deserve it 

it’s not even on all4!!! a girl in my year had the book and we all swapped it around like it was some kind of forbidden literature 

at least luke got rid of the death sofa unlike the roscoes and i think brendan and cheryl kept theirs too 

literally nothing happens in the first 40 minutes. the biggest fault of this show is that they pander to tired relationships and this episode is the worst of that

it’s hard to cap oaks now tho cos whenever you pause on all4 it comes up with an ad for a dom joly show

and nothing i have seen on tv traumatised me more than that scene. sarah barnes and freddy from skins are like the ~formative gritty deaths

i think they were gonna find it difficult for the killer to have a motive for killing everyone and what even was her motive for killing will? was will ever involved with the roscoes? did lindsey just admire that dodger regularly walked round the village in a vest and think “nah you fuck with him and see what happens”? that’s what i want it to be

i’m boycotting until bryan kirkwood personally delivers a dead roscoe to my front door. i’ll even settle for jason.