the drama is unmerciful

going to tenerife in two weeks and my sister instantly asked me if i'm going to visit where jay slater died

sequel to this: told mr kim i'm going to portugal in september and he straight away tells me he was there on 9/11

ngl i have sided with evil in football loads of times but in the spying drama it is solely bc tonda is hot. sorry they want me to side with the scandi £11 h&m sweatshirt wearer over this german who doesn't blink? absolutely not happening. once again the british football press bullies a foreign man for the crime of being a bit strange

losing tonda AND pep in a week, big loss of hot european weirdos. and who do they give us in return???? maresca???? at least we have the jose return to madrid which i'm sure will be extremely normal and stable

just think in less than a week england will be free from the dual menaces of gareth southgate and rishi sunak

just think very soon we will be free of the dual menaces of keir starmer and thomas frank

andy burnham should stand on the platform of voiding the season due to political interference and also putting mikel arteta and the set piece coach in jail

two work enemies sacked this week, this is what winning looks like in your 30s. this and i got to see them blockade the road so that the scab bin drivers could come in without getting swarmed

two more of my work enemies were on long term sick while dodging getting sacked and now one has finally quit so i got her job 🥰 and carl the misogynist has moved to another office so he's matt's problem now

prayers up for my ultimate work enemy either nailing her job interview tomorrow or getting sacked at her disciplinary next week

she got fired LOL and they offered me her job in addition to mine. hard to say if this is a win or not