the drama is unmerciful

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

just think in less than a week england will be free from the dual menaces of gareth southgate and rishi sunak

just think very soon we will be free of the dual menaces of keir starmer and thomas frank

andy burnham should stand on the platform of voiding the season due to political interference and also putting mikel arteta and the set piece coach in jail

me in a year: just think soon we will be rid of the dual menace of andy burnham and enzo maresca

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

going to tenerife in two weeks and my sister instantly asked me if i'm going to visit where jay slater died

sequel to this: told mr kim i'm going to portugal in september and he straight away tells me he was there on 9/11

ngl i have sided with evil in football loads of times but in the spying drama it is solely bc tonda is hot. sorry they want me to side with the scandi £11 h&m sweatshirt wearer over this german who doesn't blink? absolutely not happening. once again the british football press bullies a foreign man for the crime of being a bit strange

losing tonda AND pep in a week, big loss of hot european weirdos. and who do they give us in return???? maresca???? at least we have the jose return to madrid which i'm sure will be extremely normal and stable