#alias424

also, we can now say the words: we’re having baby next week

we are! we’re having a baby next week

we’re very chill about it

so - had a baby today. well @alias424 did all the work. all i did was park the car, carry the bags up, and then hold my beautiful new honeybee for as long as humanly possible

i’m writing this with a tiny 5 day old baby laying on my chest. she’s magic. @alias424 and honeybee got to come home yesterday and i’ve been staring around my life going “HOW” ever since. 

cheese is fully committed to being a big sister. it is adorable.

i know have two tiny humans that i am responsible for. and both of them fill me with so much joy i can’t even cope.

but actually, this post is about @alias424. my best friend, my partner in life and parenting, and the one that did all the hard work to get our two kids into the world.

she is a wonder. the very best of people. having her in my life has made me a better person. she is kind, and generous, and creative, and filthily funny. 

at the maternity hospital from 3-5am. we tired, yo. so tired.

i'm sure your punctuation rules will be, you know.... fine.

being trolled by my own wife this is an outrage