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“Damn, babe, you have a lot of feelings, and I am one hundred percent here for that. I don’t agree with all of your pairings, but its super sweet that you want everyone to be happy and properly fucked. To be honest though, you are so real. I think we all want to fuck the priest. I’m here if you need to talk about it…or if you want to share pictures.”

“My favorites? Honestly, if Heather and Jane aren’t end game, what the fuck am I even doing here. Same with Casey and Finn. Like, if they can’t work things out my faith in sweet gay humanity is gone. Oh my god, and then there’s Scott and Lexus. Let nothing ever come between them. They are so sweet. Hmm who else? Sam and Andie? Time will tell. First love is always sweet, but…I need more from that relationship.”

“Oh how funny that would be! I would have to start with something exhilarating…Lexus versus Elizabeth. That would get the crowd going I would think. Oh! And perhaps Pepper versus Jordan? And then one for the betting types… an even match between our strapping servicemen- Emmett and Finn. What do you think?”

They are, aren’t they? They’re both so fierce and have been through so much and then when you put them together suddenly they are adorable and my face hurts from smiling! I hope we get to see a lot more of them over the summer. 

I certainly hope so. Disaster sounds delicious. The last I heard was that Casey still loved Finn, but Finn had disappeared on Casey again. Casey only managed to find Finn because by chance he ended up drinking at the bar Finn worked at. They had a big fight about it I think. At the time, February maybe, I think Finn was living with Jordyn despite also having feelings for Casey. That triangle was always such a mess. Yet it seems like Finn has slipped out of one triangle and into another. I wonder if Casey will be hurt that Finn didn’t come and find him once he was a free agent again. Then again… where was Casey? 

“It’s almost time for honesty hour. Mmm, my favorite part of the week. Get ready for all the perfect gossip to start coming out. If you’ve got something good to share, come tell me. ”

“Hattan and Daniel I hope. I need them to be like the Neil and David of Queens- beautiful marriage, happy kids, perfect halloween costumes. Just precious.”