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oh god once streetwise figures out transforming a bunch of the other bits (except some of the younger ones) join in and now Prowl has to deal with like a bunch of his kids getting legs and trying to leave oh god maybe he drags himself out of the tank and tries following them. the fry want ori to get legs and play with them too but he cant. Poor prowl Im 😭😭😭
Prowl is stressed out not being able to follow and protect them. Goes after a gaggle and then gets stuck on a stairwell.
Angry squawks at Jazz.
Smokey mouthing “treat” is so cute and yet so terrifying for everyone involved not prowl
Jazz: Ya want this chromeapple?
Smokey: NO.
Jazz: Do ya want this peridotpear?
Smokey: NO. >:(
Jazz: Do ya want this energon goodie?
Smokey: Yes!!!! UwU
Springer hanging from the ceiling in octopus mode? Omg springer getting through the TINIEST holes because octopi can freaking do that! They can get through holes as big as a pencil so imagine springer going through door locks, air holes on top of the tank and under doors
Springer proofing the tank is impossible. Impossible.
He always comes back. Usually with a belly full of snacks.
Oh man when Prowl hides his bitlets and gets aggressive at the sight of tarantulas Jazz goes "aw fuck I'm gonna have to kill this guy aren't I," and his suspicions are only confirmed when Tarantulas starts asking about the last bitlet Prowl carried and how he tried to make the "perfect lifeform" with him or whatever and thats when Jazz starts getting out the knives.
Jazz starts sharpening the knives.
Adds some traps around the tanks, every opening is secure.
Then he just has to wait for the weird to do something stupid.
He's going to get so many cuddles when he guts Tarantulas in front of Prowl. Happy happy fishmech.
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Algae tank: Fishtanks get really disgusting in a very short amount of time if the owner does not clean it regularly and sometimes even then, and you have to clean everything - the walls, the gravel, each anbd every piece of decoration and even the kelp. The only way around that is to put a fish in that eats the algae (Ancistrus) they look very strange - So imagining all of Prowl's bitties hanging from the tank walls like that.
Oh yea. Cleaning is one of their chores.
Ratchet brings baby streetwise to optimus, prowls in the tank behind op, freaking out, they cant find out why, then ratchet comes up and prowl stars slamming against the glass and streetwise makes makes grabby hands because "oh look theres ori! Ori come pick me up!"
Prowl has been searching the tank for his little scamp. And he sees the medic holding Streetwise who's happy as can be, munching on a treat.
Oh, hi Ori!. Hi Ori. Look, I got cookie!
In the algae shark tank AU, I’m thinking about how many mechs would be turning to OP like ‘don’t you know those things only live like 2-3 vorns anyway? Why are you bothering?’
OP: if they only live a vorn or two, shouldn’t they at least be HAPPY vorns? :(
And then bracing himself for the age they’re expected to die, because he’s gotten so attached…but they don’t die.
(Yes I’m picturing a goldfish scenario. How people buy ‘feeder’ goldfish and think it’s normal for them to fie super fast)
OP, in his hundredth vorn of his primacy, looking at the happy fishies who are not remotely dead of old age and are instead developing a whole underwater agrarian civilization throughout the basilica: …Jazz, you haven’t been swapping them out for new ones when they die, right? I would notice. I think. I think I would notice that. I HOPE?
Prowl would pop up behind Prime's desk, because yes the fishtanks are in the wall.
Whistle!
Whistle!
Is a fish helping him with a strategy?
Yes.