#alfasart

yeah once a girl photoshopped the craters out of my face and erased my underchins and whitened my teeth and i looked kinda ok

1) Sexuality?: Asexual, heteromantic2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: Any of my followers :)3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.: “Trying to make the best of it, the maester smiled feebly and struggled to rise, but his hip was in such pain that for a moment he was half afraid that he had broken it all over again”4) What do you think about most?: my future, if I’ll find a stable job, if I’ll end up alone (I’m going to be a crazy cat lady, just you watch!), I worry a lot actually5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?: it’s from my friend Ashlyn, “her and Vera Bradley :)”6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?: that depends on two things: the weather and who else is home. As it is winter and I live with a roommate, with clothes on.7) What’s your strangest talent?: I can remember every word to The Princess Bride, Ever After, Gladiator, and Kingdom of Heaven, among other movies.  My mother called them “stupid human tricks” and took me out of school once or twice to show her co-workers.