#alexios.

pretty sure he's jus practicing his "trow the bottle so it lands standing up" skills, and not, let's say, communicating sensitive information of the adastrian imperial family to his goverment

you're a nasty little creep don't you know neferu? but considering the setting it's not that weird

Ever heard of the concept "being armed with a gun", you moron? (then again, it is alex)

getting a little bit narcissistic aren't we?

Alexios, may I introduce you to a human fairy tale called Pinocchio?

oh please don't be one of those tree huggers

ah, so he's just a whore hugger

let's make the hippies mad

ok

1. you choose to jump into the fucking biling water like and idiot and

2. Maybe if you didn't act like the most stereotypical spy movie villain people wouldn't get suspicious, and act on it

haven't you heard? It's a new form of foreplay

so the omorfans are evil hippies

please raise your hand if you weren't surprised at all

struck a nerve didn't we?

see? I like this version of alex more, sooo much more entretaining

it's not sex neferu, in spite of my foreplay joke a moments before

I do love conflicting loyalties, let's see who will he choose

this is literally just a fancy magic eight ball

which basically means that shit is about to hit the fan

[popcorn emogi]

""""""""""""benevolent"""""""""""""

it's not like I have a choice do I? If I choose NO I'll get a game over or whatever

well we are on a dungeon after all

this is so ridiculously saccharine

are we telling him about alex? please let's tell him about alex

oh well

not amicus, I'm talking about my parents. Since we're about to have dungeon sex I think our relationship has reached a point where you should meet mom and dad