Your blog reminds me of fluffy pink cotton candy! Strawberry ice cream. Comfortable soft hoodies and pajamas. A nice day all by yourself when you kick back and watch your favourite comfort films. A nice cup of hot chocolate. Warm hugs.

"What’s all this nonsense with Winchesters? There is nothing supernatural here and please keep down the salt. Who the fuck is Chuck?”

“No for the last time, there's no Crowley here"

"Don't laugh at me, I'm Lucifer wtf"

"No you can't have red spray paint to make demon traps. That shit doesn’t work.”

"Stop spraying salt at me, it doesn't fucking work"

"No, I ain’t scared of no Winchesters"

"Sister Jo? Your queen? What?"

"No I am not bisexual, what are you going on about"

“Who the fuck is Adam?”

"I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES, YOU CANNOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE THIS"

“I want your soul not your sympathy!”

“Stop trying to make deals with me! I’m Lucifer you fuckers”

"I don't have red glowing eyes stop asking me to show them to YOU"

“I DONT HAVE A SON NAMED JACK WHAT THE FUCK”

“What makes you think that I would do the do with a MORTAL?”

“I’m the sole ruler of hell! Who is this Asmodeus that you keep mentioning?”

"Why would I possess the US president? he's worser than me. The only thing I would do with him his torture the hell out of him, if you would pardon my pun”

“What do you mean purgatory has better interior designing? What the fuck is purgatory?”

"I will not torture souls just cause you want entertainment. What is wrong with you?"

“No I can’t show you where Hitler is. I’m not some tour guide.”

“Fine. You want entertainment? We have loads of copies of Fifty Shades of Grey so go ahead”

"nO you cannot torture the author. Why are you so violent ffs"

“Stop calling me Luci! I’m Lucifer Morningstar, the fallen Angel, the rightful ruler of Hell itself.”

"Yes I have horns and no you cannot pet them. I am not a dog"

“And no you can’t manicure my horns wtf! They are divine and should not be handled by mortals”

"Stop trying to adopt a hell hound."

"Stop petting the hell hounds, they will not play fetch with you."

“For the millionth time! We don’t have wifi here! And stop counting on this Sam Winchester guy who doesn’t even exist”

“You can’t give nicknames to my ferocious beasts of Death! Cupcake is not an acceptable name for my mightiest beast!”

"What are these memes you speak of”

"Show me more memes"

“You can’t force me to watch Infinity War! This is hell! I do the torturing”

“Stop trying to find me a date! I don’t need this Tinder”

here i go about to compliment myself i guess: 1. i like that i can do makeup pretty well 2. i’m so proud of my bog aesthetic 3. I love that i’m determined 4. i’m glad i’ve allowed myself to grow and learn so much 5. I’m happy i finally stepped outside of my shell and made friends with people i would have been too scared to in the past

@alecbaene : Avi!! 1. i laughed so hard yesterday when there was a weird sexual vibe going on in the group chat because of you. you’re hilarious dude 2. you’re so easy to talk to and i love it 3. (as you could probably tell from my blog’s aesthetic) i love the whole pink vibe your blog has so much 4. you are just so lovely and we need to talk more often 5. you’re just so unapologetically you and it’s inspiring 

@itskatmcnmara : Sandra!! : 1. even though i can’t speak german, i love being part of the german squad with you 2. Your edits make me so happy!!! 3. we both love so many of the same bands and shows and i love talking to you about those 4. in full honesty, you are one of the kindest, sweetest, and most welcoming people in the whole worlds 5. dude just ily

already did Ana’s :) 

@magnusbicon : Megan!! 1. your writing has definitely made me ugly cry before so thats a huge talent you have 2. the light blue of your blog is so peaceful and so nice 3. you’re just so freaking cute inside and out its insane 4. you’re so incredibly relatable 5. its honestly not fair that you can be all these things and super funny like who the hell do you think you are 

@celestialmalec : 1. I can’t believe I wasn’t following you before!! 2. Your username just makes me feel all sorts of warm emotions 3. I love the sea foam green blog aesthetic!! 4. I really hope we can become good mutuals :) 5. your name is gorgeous woah 

GoB is the best time pass picture don't @ me.- aviiiiiii tere blog ko kya bolna bhai. when i think of you i think pink (and thirst but ok) also your shadowhunters content is always 💯 and that url??????????? W A N T (who did you sell your soul to for this seriously) i love loVE YOU

Avi, why (thanks tho)

 get randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester: Ash ( @theboykingsam )

 get trapped with on a broken elevator for ten hours: Avi ( @alecbaene )

 get as my employee trainer for my new job at McDonalds: Akshaya ( @casgirlat221b )