#albertokin

i was so excited to watch the new luca short today i burnt my hand grabbing a fistful of hot pasta and then got so full i fell asleep listening to italian songs from the '50s. it was a good day — alberto

to my fellow luca kins.. from an alberto.. do NOT eat pasta with your hands i have course salt in my eye #🔰🌊

just had a really intense alberto shift while outside on a rainy day. made me feel like i was in portorosso again (#🪐)

for the song ask game: i don't know why, but princess andy by the petrojvic blasting company is a very alberto song for me (#🪐)

i’m watching a kelp cam right now and i want so bad to feel the seaweed brushing against my scales but also i, like… want to just chase after fish and snack on them?? taking care of domesticated fish may have been a reef sea monster thing but clearly it wasn’t for me — alberto #🔰🌊

was having an alberto shift and in my half-awake mind i was like “wow i really miss the ocean i should put on my vr headset so i can get sandy and wet without any consequences” that’s really not how it works king #🔰🌊