#albaphobia

The bank holiday is because people will be awake until at least 4am to watch the game which fucks up people’s sleep schedule, but we’re Scottish, we’re Celts, so of course it’s because we’re all useless drunks…

England doesn’t get a bank holiday for their World Cup game because it’s at 9pm, and because they haven’t had to wait 28 years for their team to be there, but they just can’t stand Scotland getting something nice for once

Since I'm in a bad mood for whatever fucking reason, also Tumblr won't let me post Princess's ask, that's an actual cold hard truth, Imma do this instead 😁

And we already sound crazy already. So, let's drag this pretentious slut again, shall we..? Oh, and special thanks to 👸 for being bored, and once again bringing me stuff to fucking destroy this bitch with 🫶

So, remember when the timeline they made didn't make sense? Yeah, it'll continue to do so. Because her fan page posted this, four days ago.

Now, I don't really care what this bitch does, as long as she doesn't make Chris look bad, in which case... LEMME AT HER!!! But if this is July 2020... Chris ain't there with her at all. Considering he was with Lily James in London! Remember that? Seemed like forever ago 😅

So, if they're claiming something about the timeline in July 2020... They're fucking lying 🙄 again

Let's travel a little forward in time to yesterday 😁

So, we all saw Albitch rocking the dullest and most cheap ass ring you've ever seen, right? It gets worse much worse.

Justin LD(lyme diseased) posted a shit ton of pics with Albitch. And that ring honestly looks even duller and pathetic in those, more than anything.

And we all know Albitch and Chris have zero chemistry whatsoever, props goes to the top comment on the post because it's so true, and sparked my belief that the bitch is sleeping with Justin 🤭

And I honestly agree with the commenter at the top. They do look good together.

They both look equally perfectly AWFUL on the red carpet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

WTF is with the head tilt?! It stopped being cute 3000 articles ago, Albitch! And this isn't a prom! Why do those two look like they're taking prom pics?!

And bonus, if you look at this photo of LD story, Albitch looks like a horror movie ghost who does the jumpscares

I see no difference 🤭🫣

Let's go back to the ring.

Someone posted on here a few weeks to months ago, that Chris was engaged during August...

See the problem with that timeline is that Albitch posted more pics with LD, and she was most definitely not wearing a ring then 👀

Jump back to the present.

Imma go back to her solo pics again. We've all seen them, no need to reiterate, see the thing is, for some reason, another fan page of hers got a more HD and clear photo of the ring...

How in the hell did they get that?! But not her Agency 👀

This is the part where I call two rings, and she used Photoshop again!

And can y'all stop saying that her ring is gold, it clearly fucking isn't!!! Unless y'all are colorblind that's white gold or silver!

Now, as for the two rings the one in the picture we saw is definitely not that one.

That ring still looks silver or white gold, but has a round stone with nothing surrounding it, and is dull compared to everything else she's wearing. Meanwhile the new pic, square stone, with stones on the band...

This is where I call BULLSHIT

Those two pictures look as different as Chris does in the Lisbon old-new photos! So, in conclusion, somebody photoshopped it in, and chose a completely different equally cheap ring, and made it shiny 😒

Seriously, this is getting tired, and I'm sorry but Albitch and her entourage of wannabe influencers should just quit.

No one will believe her because she's been lying from the get go. Aside from that, if she and Chris are real, it means she's been openly cheating on him since before they were ever official. And Chris flirts with women, and tells the whole world he's single, and looking for a serious partner.

Again, at this point, Dodger and the kids are the only innocents. Who need to be protected from all this. Because another bomb will drop, and we will lose more of the Fandom than we did when NYCC happened. 😞

Albitch Ring Rant Post Part 1

No, Dear An🫶n. You're not the only one.

In fact someone on here started calling that as Albaphobia. Let's make it official, shall we?

Albaphobia - Being sensitive to any and all signs referencing the racist bitch. Including her initials, her picture, seeing something she would wear, or even hearing her name.

Please Note: you definitely have the urge to slap, and/or punch her.

Wow, do we have a lot to unpack...

So, let's start with his using of his left hand... for the love of God, what is with him needing to show that watch off?

He started the interview with it up, and at one point, you can see him purposely moving his sleeve to show the watch, WHEN HE REMEMBERED.

He also did it again towards the end... So, I'm going to ask...

What is the deal with that watch?!

Let's cool off for a second. I'll get to Chris' overall behavior after this, but can we PLEASE, fucking appreciate the bestest boy ever?!

Also, is that selfie old? I've never seen it before...

Dodger is the star of THE ENTIRE FUCKING SHOW!!! And you can't tell me otherwise 😆 He just looks so happy without a certain she-devil incarnate around 🤭☕

And we're back...

So, to start, he looked comfortable, and oddly normal. Like he didn't look like the crypt keeper (👸's words not mine 😆), and Dodger looked happy and healthy and is hanging around his dear old Dad...🥹 It actually made me melt, and get emotional.

But I noticed, when they congratulated him about his marriage, he took a beat before saying thank you. Like he was waiting for them to add something so that he'd be saying thank you for both, instead of one(I'm probably reading into it too much, huh?).

And when he started to talk about the Marvel movies, he cuts himself off to show Dodger! Not that I'm complaining, but kind of sus that he never finished what he was talking about. Again, I might be reading into it too much, but it caught my attention.

And my favorite part, other than Dodger ofcourse, is that in the mid point of the interview, he was so animated. And he looked and acted like old Chris! It was like he was the guy everyone thinks he is... And then he remembered his leftie, and old Chris was gone in a second...

Honestly, I'm just glad he didn't blow up the Fandom this time. But he might soon, considering the Albitch is still very much around...

So, I'll leave this on an ominous, sad, and then fun note!

I'm sorry, but whoever put "Paid Spokesperson for Jinx" should get a raise, because THAT IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PRICELESS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m not into tarot and psychics but I came across a few over the years due to the whole FS talk and many claimed 🐟 was on the way years ago but no one believed it and also a few claimed once fish 🐟 was in the picture, that if she and he continued whatever this is…..it wouldn’t end well for her.

I have to wonder if this girl tried to become his FS based on online readings and if FS is real and the readings are semi accurate……abba might’ve set the stage for Chris’ soulmate to step into the picture, not sure how but whatever woman he gets after this mess will be a breath of fresh air compared to her.

I just wish this marriage thing made sense, like team real claims it’s real, yet Chris himself seems so idk lost. If he wanted this I’d assume he’d be gloating with them but he’s MIA and his actions after confirming said “weddings” reek of ……I’m lying and nothing happened but check out my loose ass ring….oh and Dodger is my soulmate, like who the fuck says that while being in a serious relationship?

Yes! This is what I mean! Thank you, An🫶n.

Is it weird that I sound like a teacher in an overenthusiastic class discussion? Or do I miss school that much?😅

Anyway, the FS thing makes sense. Chris has sunk low with Albitch, so the next girl has got to be the "good soul" he's been looking for. And all I want is for Chris to get out of this rut, and this badly made pr shit, and into the arms of his One.

I get that getting the One is hard, most people don't even find them, but bro, this is really a prime example, and I hope she's worth the wait, for the sake of the Fandom. And I hope she's a goddess, able to heal us and him.

Until then, Imma continue to shit on Team Real, for continuing to hang on to their flimsy narratives. Like, I get y'all are fans of Chris. But you're also supporting a racist Nazi who's been baiting the whole Fandom for years.

Y'all are blind to him not looking like Chris at all! The guy has aged gracefully, until said bitch came into the picture and aged him 10 years in 6 months...

And they seriously adore a relationship wherein the guy is flirting with other women, and the girl is being naked for other men, and they look miserable instead of being cute, like Zawe and Tom? Zawe and Tom are goals, Albitch and Chris ain't it.

And if y'all still don't believe me. Please look at the fact that Dodger and East, who died, get mentioned by name, have better, more heartfelt, mentions than his own "wife". And tell me that that doesn't scream, "My dogs are the loves of my life. Far better than anything in this whole wide world. Including the woman I supposedly married".

How we doing guys? We still alive? He didn't "Oppenheimer" the fandom as much as I thought... We still good?

Boom, there we have it. 😆

Not to jinx up anything, but I think Portugal is smarter than we give them credit for. They published a shit ton of articles because of her attitude. I say, I think we're well on our way.

Let's just keep doing what we do best, someone should be smart enough to do some research, and eventually find our beautiful web of truth 😁

And true, Chris can and will bounce back. He's done it several times during these dark months. How much more if he actually does the work and change?

So... You gonna cry at said funeral for your, I'm sorry, Cartier's rings? Because why the hell would you use "gay hearts" in that sentence and context?