Aug 18, 2019
Ryder: I poisoned one of our drinks, but I can't remember which one it is.
Alaster: The way this dinner is going I'm praying it's mine.
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Ryder: I poisoned one of our drinks, but I can't remember which one it is.
Alaster: The way this dinner is going I'm praying it's mine.
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Alaster: It's really muggy out today.
Hudson: Prince if I go outside and I find all our mugs out on the front lawn I'm divorcing you.
Alaster: [sips tea from a bowl]
Kara: [yanks the shower curtain open while Alaster showers]
Alaster: [screams]
Kara: Hey do we... quit screaming it's just me... do we have any more eggs?
Garrett: If you took a shot every time you made a bad descision how drunk would you be?
Kultro: A little tipsy?
Alaster: Drunk.
Kara: Wasted.
Hudson: Dead.
Alaster: My husband got drunk on whiskey and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire. He kept yelling, "Good luck returning me without the receipt."
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Alaster: It costs 400$ to see a therapist and 0$ to tell myself "It be like that sometimes"
Alaster, on the phone with the office crew: I'm at the store do you guys need anything?
Kultro: My father's love and approval.
Kara: Getting dad to stop beating me.
Hudson: My will to live.
Alaster: Yeah I have like, ten dollars.
Kara: We're out of milk.
i'm not gonna lie. if i could animate i'd just make a compilation of Alaster getting the shit beaten out of him to the tune of "It's a Hard Knock Life" from Annie. but i can't so oof.