#alan 2023

So I totally headcanon Alan as Pansexual cause he's definitely the kinda person to just not care about gender.

Like there's a person that wants to be with him, why would he care about what gender they are?

He is the best boyfriend ever

Cares about you so much

Always asks how your day was before talking about his own

But he's awful at remembering like important dates

All I can think about is that Bob's Burger's scene

"Today's your birthday?"

"yes Alan!"

"Today's my birthday?"

"yes Alan!!"

"The due date was today?"

"YES ALAN!"

"How'd it go?...."

"...how do you thi- Good! It went very well!"

I put 'The due date' instead of 'your due date' because idk who's birthing the child

But when he does remember dates he is so romantic

At least, he tries to be

Somehow something always goes wrong

He tried to cook dinner for your anniversary, somehow set the table cloth on fire

Dosen't know how he did it

All you know is for your anniversary you ended up ordering your favourite junk food and watching cheesy rom-coms

Alan loves Rom-coms

He's that one dude that likes them more then his partner

Alan gets jealous quite easily

But he isn't angry jealous

More sad jealous

Cause he's an insecure bb

He thinks you're way out of his league

So when he says people flirting with you all he can think about is how much better looking they are or how they're stronger then him

You have assure him that you don't care about that stuff

That you're with him because of how sweet and caring he is