#akaashi.thing

Realistically, if you hugged them. (P1) - (p2) (p3)

Bokuto: sweat and Old Spice 5 in 1 body wash. I'm sorry, but I just know this man isn't taking any more time in the shower than absolutely necessary. Stinky. We love him anyway. Would KILL you with his hug.

Akaashi: printer ink and over-roasted coffee, sometimes a hint of sage cologne. Takes care of himself, even though his job as an editor leads to a lot of late nights and bad coffee. Would hold you as long as you needed.

Osamu: Rice wine vinegar undertones, unfortunately, but mostly smoky cedarwood. Will cradle you against his Dorito Chest and rock you when hugged.

Asahi: sandalwood and rosemary from the locally sourced fair trade lotion he buys! His hair smells like the expensive no-sillicone organic coconut conditioner he gets imported. An absolute delight to hug. Top 5 contender easily.

Sugawara: rosewater. He uses it as a toner in his 7 step skincare routine. You KNOW he hugs tight enough to break your ribs.

Hinata: you'd think citrus, but you'd be wrong! His sister gave him some brown sugar body wash as a Christmas gift and he uses it every time he bathes 🥺 Very warm and will squeeze you.

Kageyama: contractually obligated to wear a cologne he has a brand deal with. Very chanel-esque. Otherwise would smell kind of faintly like dairy due to the amount he eats 😬 does not know how to hug.

Nishinoya: unholy combination of sunscreen and monster energy drinks. Will pick you up and swing you when he hugs.

Yachi: sweet pea perfume 🥺 switches scents a lot, but always light and sweet! Will hug with all the power she has, which is not a lot.

Tsukishima: Almost no discernable scent. Arm and hammer detergent if you sniff hard, but this will end the hug early. On occasion, bergamot. Hugs half-assedly 😔

Yamaguchi: popcorn, not fries. He eats it in the break rooms at his internship a lot. Will hug back enthusiastically.

Ushijima: irish spring soap. Will pat you on the back when hugged exactly 3 times.

Y E S.

Akaashi? Is such a good boy. But sometimes, he just wants it to sting the next time he sits down.

He's built like a guy who'd have sensitive thighs, and that probably extends to his ass as well. So kneeling over your lap, having a hand tease the exposed skin there and making him shiver, before cracking your palm down and making him buck and gasp? Having you do it again and again untill his thighs and ass are hot and red because he can't sit still like a good boy should?

Bokuto Kotarou - PHARAOH EAGLE OWL

Akaashi Keiji - LESSER SOOTY OWL

Konoha Akinori - BARN OWL

Komi Haruki - NORTHERN SAW WHET OWL

Saruki Yamato - SPOTTED OWL

Anahori Shūichi - BOREAL OWL

Washio Tatsuki - LONG-EARED OWL

Onaga Wataru - BROWN FISH OWL

Tsukishima: I just KNOW this man is a furry. He’s an elitist one who moderates on like 13 furry forums and tells NO ONE irl. Man’s got a binder of different fursonas he pulls out for different situations and has a commissioned reference sheet for all of them. His first and favorite one is a dragon, because he’s a SCALIE, but he has others. Very likely to own a fursuit as an adult.

-Akiteru: Is truly not a furry, but finds out Kei is one and bought some animal ears as a show of support :) Kei hates it so much :) :) :)

Yamaguchi: Furry but in DENIAL about it. Unironically kins fluttershy. Says he does not have a fursona and is NOT a furry, he just likes the art.... (he’s got a shibe-sona)

Hinata: Got into it bc he watched MLP with his sister, and was pulled in through fan art. Has a small and cute fursona like a Dutch Angel Dragon or something. Another likely contender for suit owner, because he likes how happy it makes other people when he wears one.   

Kageyama: Furry but like. A really basic one. Man’s like. A wolf. And not even a blue one or anything, just a straight up regular wolf. smh.

Atsumu: We know it to be true. Owns a suit. Fox! But made it blonde and ripped. Lives up to the stereotype. I will not elaborate. Gets absolutely clowned on by Osamu. 

Hoshiumi: Of course he’s a furry. You’d think he’s a bird, but!!! He’s a kangaroo. They also jump high. Wants a suit but is ashamed and doesn’t know how to get one. Has a ton of commissioned art though.

Sachirou: DOG FURRY. NEXT.

Tendou: Deliberately picks a praying mantis as his fursona because he likes to be provocative, but really prefers his secret Rabbit one. Huge Brony and makes Ushijima watch it with him. Really into the fanon version of pinkie pie, like, the cupcakes one. 

-Ushijima: Genuinely is not a furry but made a fursona at Tendou’s request. It’s an eagle. Draws tendou’s fursona for him. Likes Big Mac and respects his work ethic and stoic demeanor.

Bokuto: Look at me and tell me he wouldn’t think this would be fun. Would be some sort of sparkledog abomination with wings and horns and crazy patterns (not colors - black and silver and gold only, gotta keep his theme) - but it works for him somehow? He’s get one of those over the top suits that’s got like LEDs and shit and has an internal fan so he doesn’t overheat. Good for him.

- Akaashi comes to help as his handler at cons but is not one.

Kyotani: You would think dog. You would be right. Leans into it online and has a Pitbull fursona. 

Kindaichi: IDK I just get the vibe. Wolf like Kageyama - they would draw theirs together in middle school as kids - but like at least made his purple. Good for him. 

Lev: Only learned what furries were after Kuroo told him. Snow leopard - not super into it but has one. Gets bullied by Kenma for it.

Shibayama: Keeps it a secret from known furry bully Kenma but he has a black cat one. Actually just in it for the art, for real.

Kenma: Started out bullying them online but through repeated exposure... became one himself. Has one of those half-robot protogen fursonas. 

Coach Nekomata: 😏

Daishou: SNAKE FURRY. REALLY INTO THE PORN. NEXT.

Udai: Man draws manga you KNOW he’s a furry. Another man of a million designs. Can draw his own reference sheets and takes commissions when not illustrating for extra work.

BONUS: NOT A FURRY BUT DEFINITELY A BRONY:

Tanaka, Noya, Yamamoto, Yaku, Hanamaki, Yahaba, Koganegawa, Anahori, Yukie, Goshiki, Terushima, Sakusa, Suna.

SMEG CITY: TERUSHIMA, KENMA, Bokuto, Koganegawa, Hoshiumi.

Desperately needs to wash: UKAI, KAGEYAMA, NISHINOYA, Tanaka, Yamamoto, Kuroo, Lev, Kunimi, Atsumu, Semi.

Washes their dick like a normal person: TSUKISHIMA, USHIJIMA, Daichi, Hinata, Nobuyuki, Iwaizumi, Matsukawa, Yahaba, Hirugami, Suna, Osamu, Daishou, Shibaru.

Self conscious, cleans often: YAMAGUCHI, ASAHI, SAKUSA, Fukunaga, Kyotani, Hanamaki, Kindaichi, Futakuchi, Aone, Goshiki.

SHAN 🥺💖 coming thru with the good questions

Will deliver you treats: IWAIZUMI, AKAASHI, SAKUSA, YACHI, Kita, Aone, Kuroo, Yahaba, Asahi, Ennoshita, Daichi, Tendou, Hirugami.

Shows up personally to deliver them: OIKAWA, BOKUTO, OSAMU, HINATA, Ushijima, Yaku, Tanaka, Sugawara.

Will be horny at home: KENMA, LEV, YAMAGUCHI, Kyōtani, Kindaichi, Hanamaki, Suna, Koganegawa, Kunimi, Yamamoto, Kageyama, Goshiki, Tsukishima.

Yes it's not even 3 pm so what I'll horny post when I want

But YEAH, EXACTLY, like imagine getting someone like Akaashi to agree to it. He's usually so quiet, but it's such an intense new kind of stimulation that he can't help but let out shocked little moans, quiet gasping breaths when you make them tighter or twist them...