Granny Panties, Forgetful Korean Dad.
“Look at all this on carpet.”
“That’s from you. I’ve been living here over a year and that stuff only started showing up after you moved in. Just vacuum it.”
“I forgot how to vacuum.”
“Oh please!”
“Really. I had hardwood floor in Korea. I never vacuum.”
“No one forgets how to vacuum.”
Except a traditional Korean man...
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“Do you have any pillowcase?”
“Yeah, check the first drawer.”
“I don’t see pillowcase. I just see pen-ty.”
“There’s one on the right side.”
“Ohhhh this big one? (holding up pillowcase) This not your ajooma (old lady) pen-ty?”
“Ughhhhh! Whose panty is THAT big?”
“Ahahahaha. Ajooma pen-ty.”
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“I pray every day you marry nice Korean boy.”
“Good luck ‘cause that ain’t gonna happen.”
“AEK EE NYUN! (OH SILLY GIRL!) I will win. God will listen to ME!”
“No. I’m going to win. It’s my life.”
“Ok. We see."
(Muttering: "I will win.")
"I heard that!"
You can't help who you're attracted to. I've dated the United Nations. It just depends who you click with.
