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Anonymous asked: So you really met Cantarella! I'm glad she could help you! And I had no idea that she could do that, Kirby! You mean, she put your... that's amazing! I have to ask her where she learned that. Now I remember she mentioned a "handsome vacuum" after she returned...
Yeah, that is something worth checking out.
Plus, I have a hunch that her other housemates know about that, too.
She knows what she’s talking about, I’ll give her that.
... That could’ve been anyone. There were tons of vacuums in that place.
Including, yes, other Kirbys. Plus, many other brands.
You name it, they had it.
Anonymous asked: Hi, this is Aileea! Thank you for this guide, Radio. It turns out I discovered that my desk lamp, vacuum and alarm clock are alive. Fortunately, the discovery didn't shock me at all since I already knew about you. The only thing I was concerned about was the thought that the alarm clock would have seen me when I change my clothes for bedtime, but he said he didn't since he was frozen then, every time. They are all quite sweet, but very afraid. Thank you for telling me how to keep them safe. Oh, and what are the Rules you mentioned?
Any time, Aileea! Hah, I suppose when you’re already aware of living machines, seeing your own following the trend isn’t so shocking! Not panicking is a good step forward. As mentioned, as you already know, we aren’t privy to your privacy unless that is what you want!
... Unless it involves escapades to save a something-or-other, of course. Ha ha...
Anyway, the Rules? Well, it can differ between households, but I’ll share with you the universally enforced ones:
- Do not interact with Humans, or be seen by them. When their presence draws near, freeze at your designated spot.
- If Humans are nearby, keep quiet to not draw attention to yourself.
- If you move a Human’s belongings, make sure to put them back exactly the way you found them.
- If a Human steals you from your Mastress, they are a Pirate; therefore, escape whenever the opportunity strikes. You do not belong to them.
- If a Human forgets to use you according to habit/energy saving prior to leaving/sleeping (switching off a light, setting an alarm if they needed to, etc), do not perform the action yourself. (Don’t follow this one, folks. It’s always better to help out!)
- If a Human finds out about you, they must keep the Secret too. Additionally, do not out any other appliances unless it’s asked of you.
Do these make sense? They seem like a lot, but it's not, for us. They're usually unspoken, anyway.
Anonymous asked: Can any of you imagine falling in love with another appliance?
Toaster: Well... I’m not sure if I can, really. It’s hard to explain, but it’s just never happened to me. And you know what, I’m okay with that.
Blanky: Probably not, but I feel a lot more happy seeing other appliances find love! It’s so sweet...!
Lampy: Hm... No, I don’t believe I could. I believe I’m satisfied with my choices in life. Even if something happened... I wouldn’t. I decided that a long time ago.
Radio: In a far-flung future? Possibly. But, that’s a stretch. You know how long it took me to move on from a previous relationship? I don’t take this stuff lightly!
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Anonymous asked: Hi everyone! 2020 is Beethoven jubilee year, so what do you all think about Beethoven?
Toaster: Oh, it is? Wow, that’s wonderful! Beethoven’s pretty cool, but I don’t know much about him.
Blanky: It’s really been that long? ... I thought it already was. Oops! He was an inspiration, though!
Lampy: Inspiration? Oh, there’s so much more to it than that! Eccentric, captivating, and a maestro of the time! He couldn’t hear, but he heard music in his head, and wouldn’t stop until he was able to put down exactly how it sounded! He was amazing.
Radio: Aw, you’re starting to sound a little like me.
Lampy: Am I? I mean, I learned this from you!
Radio: Hah, true.
Kirby: His work sounds like my life. A roller coaster. He’s calling me out from beyond the grave...
Anonymous asked: All of you, what is your favorite music genre?
Radio: Freeform Jazz!
Toaster: Wait, really? I thought it was--
Radio: Freeform Jazz. Only true enthusiasts can come to appreciate the solidarity of it.
Lampy: Oh, Jazz is fun! Let’s see how that sounds--... Nevermind. Forget we did that.
Toaster: ... Anyway, I like whatever this is. Does it have a name? I can’t quite tell.
Blanky: I did mention that I was strangely fond of music for cats, but for actual music, I like Psychedelic, and Music Boxes!
Kirby: You? Psychedelic?
Blanky: Yeah! I love the way it flows!
Radio: You do know the purpose of that one, right?
Blanky: 我不傻; of course I do! You can still enjoy it, no matter what.
Toaster: He has a point, you know. That being said... Who’s next?
Lampy: Regular Jazz is great, but I’m also fond of... Oh, what’s it called... Well, Google says that Dan Deacon is ElectroPop, so I’ll go with that! However, I like a broad range of other genres, too!
Kirby: I suppose whatever this man puts out...
Radio: By the way, I was joking. I like Swing (and ElectroSwing), Rock 'N Roll (and Rockabilly)... Oh, and fast-paced Jazz!