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[361960139] Category= Speech=Unidentified Corporate Trophy W Award: First Place, Three Legged Race Occasion: Hyperion Intermural Field Games Victory: I sprinted past everyone on my own and when people told me I only had two legs, I raised my eyebrow and was like "oh DO I, though"

[361960141] Category= Speech=Unidentified Corporate Trophy Y I got this one from a store. Did you know you can just buy trophies? It's all bullshit. Everything is a lie.

[361960142] Category= Speech=Unidentified Corporate Trophy Z This is an award for "tallest man in the universe." I went on a tear for a little while where I tried to kill anyone taller than me, until I realized: life isn't about being the tallest man in the universe.

Life is about making people treat you as if you're the tallest man in the universe upon pain of termination, and also having an award that says you're the tallest man in the universe.

Unused ECHO-Eye data from the ripped text scripts of Tales from the Borderlands episode 4

[361960001] Category=RHYS Speech=You really had an airlock installed in your office?

[361959886] Category=JACK Speech=You ever vented anybody?

[361959885] Category=RHYS Speech=Not that I know of.

[361959884] Category=JACK Speech=Ahh, you're missing out. First there's the bit where the door closes and the alarms are goin, and they're all like "whaat" and then the airlock BEGINS to open, and they get it, and they're trying to plead with you but the noise of the air rushing out is too long, and then they go WHOOOOP sideways and just disappear. It's great. I sometimes hummed the Super Guy theme right when they flew out, it was classic.

Unused Dialogue from the ripped text scripts of Tales from the Borderlands episode 4

[361959883] Category=RHYS Speech=You know, they used to tell us you were immortal. That you hadn't really died, that you were too smart for that.

[361959882] Category=JACK Speech=Did they? That's dumb. Flattering, but dumb. My publicists got a little overzealous. I mean, I'm friggin' great, but I'm not invincibly great. Definitely tried to be immortal a few times -- e.g., the reason you're talking to an AI hologram of me -- but. Yeah. Waste of money. I basically opened three Vaults single-handedly and brought more peace to Pandora than anyone to come before me, but still -- I'm just a humble CEO.