Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: ĺçĽ | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Il Dottore/Traveler (Genshin Impact), Il Dottore/Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact), Il Dottore/Kong | Aether (Genshin Impact)
Characters: Il Dottore (Genshin Impact), Traveler (Genshin Impact), Columbina (Genshin Impact), Reader
Additional Tags: HTML, HTML Tryhards 2026, this is both for dottore lovers and haters, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Loosely inspired by House of Leaves, that is a horrifying tag to add isnt it..., Choose Your Own Adventure, CYOA, Luna VII Archon Quest, Character Study, Canon Compliant
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Tagged by @captastra for a wip whenever, and Iâm tagging all those writers following me!
I have a small Outer Worlds snippet to share today! (and itâs actually with Dran-- based on my playthrough of Gorgon)
âIâm washing my memory out with a bottle of Spectrum Red once weâre back on the ship,â Ellie spoke, breaking the silence.
Dran hadn't even noticed when they passed the cubes in the sewers. They compressed people, clothes and all, tried to dispose of them like trash, made them indistinguishable from all the other shit they threw down the drain.
Some part of him wouldâve preferred if they were left to the sprats. If it were messier, he could chalk it up to poor management, to an extreme ethics training failure. But this? This was planned out, this was organized. Efficient. And that was the worst part of it all.
If the Hope was found sooner, if the Board locked them up in Tartarus, could this have been his fate? His familyâs?
âJust red?â He smothered his cigarette under his boot. It wasn't stopping the formaldehyde from sticking to his nostrils. âI have the whole rainbow in my roomâs storage.â
Error 404 is a completely self indulgent Saints Row 4 fic, specifically Boss x Matt Miller, but it's really just adventures in space and fucking around and finding out. I absolutely love writing it when I'm in the mood for comedy, and the document is currently a bunch of snippets and drabbles!
So here's some of the banter:
âMatthew, you enjoy poetry, correct?â
As he paused his game, the silence of the room was quickly replaced with his annoyed groan. "Did Asha tell you that?"
"Doesn't matter. I have one I made for you."
"Really?" He blinked, surprised, as the boss pulled out a smushed, fake rose.
"Roses are red, violets are blue," she started, a smile dancing on her lips. "Let's have sex."
Matt's excitement vanished, and he resumed the game, holding up the console to block out her grin.
"That... is not poetry."
"And that wasn't a no," she teased, reaching over to poke him with the rose.
All Cats Are Grey In The Dark - snippet/line that came to you randomly while doing something else OR favorite part you wrote
WIP Ask Game
Ohohoho this one is one of my marvel frostiron fics, it's the classic "Loki gets turned into a cat" trope that I love so very much! I allowed myself One (1) cat pun and it happens in the middle of Loki turning back, so it definitely takes the cake as my absolute fave:
He removed his hand and opened his eyes to see a gauntlet already pointed down at him. Was that gleam of metal always so disgustingly bright?
"There is no need for that, Stark," Loki sighed, leaning his head back against the wall with a small thump. Stark's outburst would buy him time, but even curling his toes felt foreign in his own body. He wouldn't be able to walk yet.
"You know what, Loki? You've done it. You've done what most people think is impossible." Stark breathlessly ran a hand through his tousled hair. "You've rendered me speechless. I'm at a fucking loss for words!"
Loki's ears weren't moving, he couldn't feel his tail, the light of the charging gauntlet pricked at his eyes, and his mouth curled oddly into a smile as the absurdity of the situation caught up with him.
Itâs still the fourth somewhere in the world uhhh this is not at all late
Anyways I had this really fun idea for glitter and forced myself out of writerâs block today -- No warnings to warn for! Just pranks and fun
Read it on AO3 or under the cut:
Wes was looking at fall decorations when he devised his latest plan. He had mistakenly grabbed a glitter-covered floral arrangement as he was moving out of the way for another customer, the glitter decided to make his hand its new home.
It didnât bother him in the moment, but hours later, when tiny bright specks littered his hand, he spent a good twenty minutes washing them off. Somewhere in the middle of his grumbling, he had an idea. A new plan; and this one had to work.
He already knew Danny Fenton was Phantom. It was obvious if anyone had bothered paying attention. They even looked similar! It was impossible to stare at Phantom for too long without starting to freeze, and any ghost fight was extremely dangerous to get close to, but even a glance would be enough if you were looking for similarities.
And this new plan? It would barely be a glance. All he had to do was get to work.
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Sure, he could have broken the lock, but Wes had no need to. Danny had never bothered to remove the tape on the back that had the combination marked on it. All he had to do was turn the dial, shove the glitter bomb in Dannyâs locker, close it, and run around the corner before anyone noticed.
Having memorized their schedules, he knew that Sam and Tucker were at the opposite end of the school for their history class. Danny would come out of biology and end up right by his locker.
Now, Wes was certain that heâd seen Danny just pop his hand through his locker in the middle of the day. And he wouldnât let that ruin his one and only chance at this little experiment.
So when he saw Danny approach the locker, he took a breath, prepared himself, and started to walk right up. He couldâve sworn he saw Danny raise his hand up to the metal before glancing at him and lowering it to the lock.
âWhat do you want, Wes?â Danny asked, flipping the lock over.
âYou know what I want,â Wes answered, and he made a show of pacing around, but really, he was keeping his distance.
âListen dude, Iâm running on three hours of sleep.â Click. âThe least you could do is wait until-â
Danny opened the locker, and a loud pop echoed across the hall. A mound of glitter and glue exploded from the bag in his locker, in a giant puff of pink and purple sparkles. Dannyâs inhuman reaction time meant he had managed to put up his arms in defense immediately, but it didnât stop the stray swirls of glitter from hitting him in the face.
Wes couldnât help it. He snorted, head hitting back against the lockers as he started laughing.
âIs this⌠glitter?â Danny looked at his arms, and the tension in his shoulders dropped. He let out a noise somewhere in between a sigh and a laugh.
âYou know, with that-â Wes cackled in between words. âAnyone will see you a mile away!â
Danny flicked his arms towards Wes, who didnât bother dodging the inevitable glitter, and then leaned forward with a grin.
âYou know, if I were a ghost, the glitter would go right through me,â Danny whispered back. âIntangibility and all that.â
Danny held up a hand, and his palm and fingers vanished into thin air. Flecks of glitter fell to the ground. Just as Wes was about to shout, they were interrupted by the bell.
âOh, gotta go!â Danny exclaimed, giving a wave with his perfectly clean hand.
Wes had to stop himself from slamming his books against the nearest wall. Still, maybe someone would notice! He practically growled as he gripped his bag and went to the next class, already preparing his next plan.
It had only taken about an hour until the temperature in Casper High had dropped. Soon enough, a voice over the speakers warned everyone of ghost activity in the building.
Wes ignored the protests from his teachers and instead grabbed his camera as he sprinted the opposite direction of everyone else. He had to see Phantom immediately, before the glitterâŚ
âYou should probably head the other way.â A voice echoed unnaturally in the hallway, and Wes could feel his hair stand on edge. He glanced back, not quite sure where it came from, and saw nothing but an empty hallway.
When he turned back around, Phantom was inches from his face, smiling a bit too sharp. Wes yelped and instinctively took a step back. The room felt as if it were smaller, the colors less saturated, the lights flickering. He felt like- No. He shook his head.
Snap out of it, Wes, he thought, and he steeled himself. Looking at the ghost that wavered in the air, he scanned for a sparkle. It hurt his eyes, like he was staring at an old static TV screen for a bit too long. But even as he stared, he realized. There was not a single speck of glitter anywhere on him.
âVery funny, Danny.â Wes hissed out the name, knowing it wouldnât get a reaction.
âJust some friendly advice!â Phantom gave him a mock salute and flew straight through the wall.
Wes stared for a moment, watching condensation form on the wall, before he tore himself away from the hallway.
He could feel his heart racing, and he wanted to scoff at it. Fuck ghosts and their stupid fucking scary auras. Of course Danny was messing with him! When did he not?
He heard rushed chatter coming his way and immediately dipped into the nearest bathroom. Wes certainly wasn't in the mood to be lectured by his teacher just yet.
As the lights flicked on, he stopped in his tracks.
The bathroom floor was littered with glitter. But it didnât look like the same kind Wes had bought, no. Instead of the pink sparkles that were recently coating Danny Fenton, these were a dark green. Completely inverted.
Wes barked out a laugh, stepping forward to drag his fingers through the pile. He felt like he had just stepped into a cave full of gold. After all this time, he finally had proof. Solid, literal, proof.
Now, all he had to do was convince everyone to listen to him long enough to show the proof.
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