#ahnkane

"Who shot you up with tranquilizers?" He finds himself muttering, as his arm snakes around his dorm-mate. Yes, he’s gonna take advantage of this strange situation.

As Quidditch teammates, roommates, and classmates, Caleb Perthshire and Ahn Kane have spent an immense amount of time in close proximity. In all honesty, it should come as no surprise to anyone that Caleb considers Ahn to be a very close friend. The blond is inherently a very curious and inquisitive creature, and Ahn's muggle heritage sparked his interest from the moment they met. It's so different from the culture and ideology that Caleb was raised up in, and Caleb had found a new fount of knowledge to learn from. Ahn is one of the friends and experiences that Caleb considers to be a catalyst for opening up to new ideas, and he's incredibly grateful for that.

Although he annoys her to no end — a l w a y s — Gisèle also thinks of him as a constant presence in her life; forever ending up near her in class and annoying the life out of her. Funnily enough, however, if there is difficult Charms homework to be done and she finds him sitting alone in the library, she will almost always go sit next to him and try to copy off his work.

If Ahn asked him, he'd swear he just thought he was a good candidate for fucking about, but really it's like being around his older brother. They both have a very large lack of impulse control and used their towering frames to intimidate others. Being around Kane is like being on familiar territory.

I feel like maybe once Gisele told him her boobs were down here and he was like oh believe me, i've noticed.

People wonder why Ahn is always so grumpy at school, so grumpy everywhere really, when the truth is, he misses home. Where is home you may ask? A brothel. Ahn Kane runs a brothel where his nickname is “the Shagmaster” often times shagging the first person he sees the minute he walks in. Don’t be fooled by his grumpy demeanor, Ahn is the biggest sex fiend to grace the halls of Hogwarts, but saves himself all year for the people in the brothel who actually know that they’re doing. 

"Well it depends. Are we being literal or metaphorical? Because technically, I have no idea what volts are, but metaphorically, you can’t kill genius, darling."

Gisèle loves boobies. Her own are probably her favourite asset, apart from her eyes, and she has no shame in flaunting them. Other girls’ are pretty swell too.