(BROSKIS! i kid you not, on my" top 10 most evil woman i wish would dom me" list, she is on my number one spot, i just rewatched the movie cause i remember watching the original series as a kid and wanted another go at nostalgia, Imotep's gf had nothing on this woman.)
-Finally, after years of archaeologist dig-sites with nothing but dust, you've hit the mother lode of digsites
-on the edge of Iraq, you found (Well two army jar heads found) the mother of all dig sites, an Egyptian tomb that wasn't in Egypt
-after some heated arguments, you finally were given permission to raise the tomb, as you raised the tomb from a pool of mercury, you felt a sense of dread and foreboding crawl up your spine, a swarm of camel spiders(Creepy little fuckers) bit into a solider, thankfully camel spiders aren't venomous, what sucks was that the camel spider was carrying something a whole lot worse
-on the plane, the Solider that was bit wasn't looking too hot, he looked even worse, as if in a trance, when he shot the pilot and caused the plane to crash, only for you to die.....HAHAHA NOT
-you wake from a dream about Egypt's sands and a beautiful princess, what was strange was here eyes. her eye's gave the message of something more sinister, that was until her pupils split into 4 that you woke up in a body bag with a toe tag
-After scaring some morgue workers and getting your stuff back, you head to the closet bar for a drink, after finding out your in london, you call your family and let them know your safe.
-You stand outside the bar thinking about what your gonna do next, The tomb! you had to get to the tomb, you asked for directions to the crash site and took a taxi there
-You snuck in and hoped no one would see you, as you snuck around, you heard a couple of police radios go off, you took off running toward a church nearby, as you entered, you were struck behind the head with a candle stick and you blacked out
- as you woke up, you felt hands holding your extremities, you look up and see, HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE FUCKING ZOMBIES!!!! you tug and tug and tug but to no avail, as you continued to pull, you felt a weight crawl on your chest and saw.....her
-in a strange way she was alluring, her grey skin and her black marks were....gorgeous, she felt up and down your chest as you tried talking to her, only for her to open your mouth and examine your teeth, her smile as she finished.....oh that smile
-"We will be together soon my love." she said, but she said it in Egyptian which confused you on how you understood her, she knocked off an angel statue to find a dagger, "What are you doing with that?" you said
-She leaned down and kissed you on the face and the neck, her lips were cold and wet, as if death was caressing your face, she raised the dagger, panicking you struggle harder, she arubtly stops when she finds out that a certain jewel wasn't in the hilt of the dagger, as she was about to knock you out again, a set off men came in with harpoons and fire at her, penetrating her sides
-You immediatly get up and bolt for then door, only for a tranq dart to hit you square in the neck, you fall to the floor, the last thing you see before you black out is here Alluring but evil eyes of the woman as she stopped her screaming and gave the most wicked smile a person could give, Oh but those Eyes...