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SEND ME A NUMBER:
1. For a drunk text
[TEXT TO MIA 🎀👼🍭]: i wihs you hairn was redder sometunmes so that you me and kelsey could look more liek the powerpuf girlz
2. For an angry text
[TEXT TO MIA 🎀👼🍭]: PERSEPHONE GOT A HIGHER SCORE THAN ME IN CHARMS? IS THE WORLD ENDING? DID SHE BEWITCH PROFESSOR STARFIRE? WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, MIA? Ugh, I just want to take a cake and shove it in Persephone’s stupid face! Or at least eat the cake so I feel less grouchy about GETTING BEATEN IN MY BEST SUBJECT.
3. For a text meant for someone else
[TEXT TO MIA 🎀👼🍭]: Ugh, sometimes I really wish that we didn’t have to have Jules supervise us while we’re learning new DADA spells to protect ourselves -- it’s still so weird having her here sometimes, Kels! And things are even weirder now that she and Alice had the whole love potion thing; am I horrible for being mad at Jules for Alice being upset at me? Anyway, whoops, tangent -- but then there are days like today where I see that no matter how good Amelia is for our year, she’s still just in our year, you know? I really hope that she doesn’t think she’s prepared to go fight a war right now, she still has a lot to learn, just like us.
4. For a text asking for a favor
[TEXT TO MIA 🎀👼🍭]: So I feel like I’ve pestered the Ravenclaw seventh years for hair and makeup advice like a billion times, but my three monthiversary with Olly’s coming up soon, and that’s like -- that’s a whole quarter of a year, I think that’s longer than any other couple in our year has dated! Anyway, I want to make sure I look really pretty that night, and I was just hoping... I mean, you’ve done such amazing stuff for Em when she’s asked, do you think you could help me too?
5. For a goodbye message
[TEXT TO MIA 🎀👼🍭]: So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good night.I hate to go and leave this pretty sight. So long, farewell auf wiedersehen, adieu. Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu. (P.S. we should have another musical night soon! This was really fun 😍)
6. For a date invite
[TEXT TO MIA 🎀👼🍭]: Just in case you thought I forgot, I was really serious about us having another night where we watch musicals! My dad just sent me DVDs of Grease, Hairspray, Wicked, and Beauty and the Beast, so pick your poison, Mia, because tonight you’re all mine 😍
7. For a fearful text
[TEXT TO MIA 🎀👼🍭]: What if I never get these spells right, Mia? What if I’m still just the girl who’s going to die the first time she gets hexed if a war ever really breaks out? I don’t want to die, there are so many more books I still want to read in this lifetime 😱
8. For a corny pick up line
[TEXT TO MIA 🎀👼🍭]: Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute 😛
9. For a long barrage of texts
[TEXT TO MIA 🎀👼🍭]: Have you ever thought about how utterly terrifying Horcruxes really are? [TEXT TO MIA 🎀👼🍭]: I mean, if Lord Voldemort weren’t the only person in his army to have had them, think how impossible they would have been to defeat! [TEXT TO MIA 🎀👼🍭]: What if all of the Brotherhood split their souls into pieces, and we could just never defeat any of them? The world would be in complete shambles. [TEXT TO MIA 🎀👼🍭]: Do you know much about the magic involved in it? I mean could that happen? [TEXT TO MIA 🎀👼🍭]: Here’s to hoping the majority of them are daft and could never pull off magic that complicated anyway.[TEXT TO MIA 🎀👼🍭]: Merlin, why are my thoughts all so scary at five in the morning?
