#aghalice

Alice: Ben is top priority at the moment, yes. This whole nonsense with sexual education courses and Kelsey somehow forgetting there aren’t contraceptive charms in place is making my day that much more…. Enlightening.

Becca: Oh, darn. I'm so disappointed to hear that he'll be eliminated. What a shame.

Can I steal your puppy? Please?

Lucy. But I really love Ali, too!

Beccaw!

Hello sister from another mister! I missed seeing you in the castle today, sadly, but I did manage to remember your present. So, this is something that my mum gave me when I was a kid. She got it when she was younger, around your age. I read this thing cover to cover and yes, it’s worn but it is one of my absolute favorites and well–I was told to give this to someone who mattered. And, well, you do. You’ve been actually quite fantastic, keeping up with my drivel and well–I honestly hope you enjoy this book as much as I did. I’m sure you’ve already read it, but well, there is a surprise in the front cover. 

Have a very happy birthday Beccs.

Love, 

@justme--alice:

What–No. Sorry I was just… Angry about the anon. Like who the hell says something like that? I just–Merlin. I’m sorry. I’m just–Really… Sorry.You’re fine, Becaw. I just need to go calm down and not think about her possibly–Keep your head up.

I was just making sure. I never know the right things to say when they ask me about Jules. And... we’d know. Mum would find out, and tell dad, and dad would tell me -- we’re broken, but not so totally screwed up that I’d have no idea my own sister was dead. I mean... right? I’d know?

NO! I am not! Thank you very much. Merlin.

Thank goodness for that! Lauren’s been telling me all about a birthing video she watched, and she said when it came out it was the size of a watermelon.

I’m just so confused by people, Beccaw. So confused.

I’m confused too, Ali, but Apple’s not such a terrible name. Pineapple, on the other hand...