#agh!becliver

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: Ummm if either of them does this it would definitely be Oliver tbh. 

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: BECCA HATES ANIMALS SO THEY ARE FREE OF THIS CONCERN. 

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: I think Oliver might post vines of Becca reading lines from her poems to try and get her to boost her confidence? Then she wouldn’t read the whole thing, she’d just do a little bit at a time until she was ready. But she’d find it embarrassing :-p 

who breaks the most phones: OLIVER PROBABLY? AGH!Oliver seems clumsier than Royals!oliver in my head even though they’re probably the same. 

who dies first: THIS IS RUDE BUT IF ANYONE’S GONNA DIE FIRST IT’S GOTTA BE BECCA LIKE SHE HAS SAID A THOUSAND TIMES SHE MIGHT DIE IN THE WAR BC SHE’S USELESS

which one I could see as being lactose intollerant: This would be so mean since they both love ice cream but knowing them it would probably be Oliver’s bad luck and he’d be the lactose intolerant one 

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: Becca with her whole “I’m a rebel, people don’t need to treat me like I’m a ittle kid” attitude probs

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: Oliver probably? Not because Becca wants him to lave but I could see him staying at her house and her asking Oliver to sneak into her room and then having to kick him out if she worries that she hears her dad or Kelsey coming. 

OKAY SO Jeanette’s name is Lindsay and Miranda’s is probably something like Sadie, and Sadie doesn’t think she’s a good Gryffindor because she’s scared of the dark and spiders and literally everything but in their first year SURPISE Lindsay collects bugs in her room so yikes, conflict, but they work past it. 

And Lindsay loves doing weird daredevil stuff like a Gryffindor “should” and does anything she’s dared to and gets really protective over Sadie because some people think she’s too much of a sissy but Lindsay, who’s big brother was like a Ravenclaw with Down Syndrome, is really sensitive to people being bullied into feeling like they don’t belong in the houses they’re sorted into. 

And Sadie legit just dreams of being a mom someday as her big career thing but she’s scared to tell anyone and when Lindsay finds out all she says is that’s the bravest job anyone could ever have. These two are ride or die. And Lindsay obviously gets along with Oliver because he’s cooky and has a bunch of other miscellaneous accquinatances including Blake but doesn’t get along with anyone as much as mild-mannered Said, and Sadie sticks mainly to Lindsay or occasionally Persephone and Clara and wants to be friends with Will but is intimidated by him I’m like 90% sure Sadie had a crush on Kelsey at some point but didn’t know girls could like girls so she just ignored it.

“You’re right,” Oliver sighed, his forehead furrowing in concentration. “Let’s try one more time. I’ll say NOW, you jump, and I take the picture. We’ll get the perfect freeze-frame High School Musical moment this time, I’m sure!” He was nowhere near as sure as he’d tried to sound, especially given that they’d spent the better half of an hour trying to get this one shot. It was his own fault for suggesting it when he tried to think of something fun to photograph - he found himself longing for a wizard camera so that they could capture the whole jump and not just the one still moment, since that seemed impossible. No way would he ever be a good photographer, but if he just go this shot, he’d feel somewhat satisfied. 

“One, two, three, NOW,” Oliver called, snapping the camera as Becca jumped, arms wide and a smile on her face. Her smile distracted him, but he thought he got the shot - he put down the camera and hurried over to her as the picture developed, enveloping her in a hug immediately. “You’re the best model even if I’m the suckiest photographer,” he laughed, pulling back to kiss her forehead and make her nose scrunch up in that cute way that it always did.

“Oliver Hufflepuff Hopkins, stop that,” Becca blinked back sweetly, looking up at him through long lashes. “For all we know you got the shot on that last one! And besides, there are so many other talents to try. At least this one is fun!” She held his hand and pulled him towards the camera to see how it ended up. “By the way, jar,” she added with a smile, picking up the Polaroid and turning it over. An open-mouthed smile hit her face as she looked at it, and she jumped up and down, handing it over. “Olly, look!” The moment was captured perfectly, Becca in midair with a huge laugh. “It’s perfect! It’s my new favorite picture of me!”