#agh!wake

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: AGH I FEEL LIKE THEY BOTH WOULD, EVEN IF BLAKE IS THE INSTIGATOR

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: I THINK THEY BOTH HAVE OWLS

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: UM Will probably never does anything embarrassing besides cry over Melanie, which Blake wouldn’t post. Maybe Will films Blake doing dumb shit and posts it but probably at Blake’s command. 

who breaks the most phones: Blake maybe? He just seems like the more careless one. 

who dies first: Blake would probs sacrifice himself to protect Will in the war or else die doing something else stupid so whatevs. 

which one I could see as being lactose intollerant: UmMmM I HATE THIS QUESTION maybe Blake I feel like I keep making your characters suffer. Blake would just drink milk anyway and fart and not care. 

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: Will,  but it’s Blake’s fault, honestly. I feel like he tried to seriously boost Will’s confidence after he and Melanie broke up so gave Will a false sense of confidence about like random useless skills. 

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: UMMM I feel like Blake would be the one to find weird excuses to sleep in WIll’s bed honestly and Will would shove him out for being a space hog, those dorm beds are small! 

OKAY SO Jeanette’s name is Lindsay and Miranda’s is probably something like Sadie, and Sadie doesn’t think she’s a good Gryffindor because she’s scared of the dark and spiders and literally everything but in their first year SURPISE Lindsay collects bugs in her room so yikes, conflict, but they work past it. 

And Lindsay loves doing weird daredevil stuff like a Gryffindor “should” and does anything she’s dared to and gets really protective over Sadie because some people think she’s too much of a sissy but Lindsay, who’s big brother was like a Ravenclaw with Down Syndrome, is really sensitive to people being bullied into feeling like they don’t belong in the houses they’re sorted into. 

And Sadie legit just dreams of being a mom someday as her big career thing but she’s scared to tell anyone and when Lindsay finds out all she says is that’s the bravest job anyone could ever have. These two are ride or die. And Lindsay obviously gets along with Oliver because he’s cooky and has a bunch of other miscellaneous accquinatances including Blake but doesn’t get along with anyone as much as mild-mannered Said, and Sadie sticks mainly to Lindsay or occasionally Persephone and Clara and wants to be friends with Will but is intimidated by him I’m like 90% sure Sadie had a crush on Kelsey at some point but didn’t know girls could like girls so she just ignored it.