so i caught a cold
(meaning i'm kinda always feeling high)
and i was added onto a groupchat
with my former/kinda still but not really crush
our mutual friend that k n o w s i (used to) like him
and a bunch of other random people
and it went like...
me: while this is fun and but all i'm gonna go to sleep cause i'm sick, therefore my insomnia has left me alone and i'd like to get back the hours of sleep i lost over the years
crush: SHUT UP MIAH
me: (says crush's full name)
friend: oh shit she's gonna confess her undying love for you
friend: like she should have done during (the play we did together where we used to be glued at the hip during rehearsals)
me, completely ignoring said friend: i hope one day someone shoves a christmas tree so deep in your ass that when you open your mouth we can see the fairy lights🤍
