Who would be the big spoon?

North. North is super touchy-feely and he constantly drapes himself over Wash, so it’s only natural for when they’re cuddling.

Who would wake up first?

North is the one that wakes up and gets up, and Wash steals the pillow and grumbles. North sits on the edge of the bed and lovingly harasses him until he caves and gets up, because he’s the responsible one.

Do they have nicknames for each other?

Wash is a lot more shy about it, his nickname are reserved for when they’re in private. But North will call him all kinds of gooey nicknames that embarrass Wash.

What happened when they met each others parents?

Parents aren’t...really on the agenda. Neither of them talk about their families much, save for South.

How do they apologize after an argument?

North will cool off on his own for a while, and then come find Wash to talk it out and apologize. Wash is more embarrassed about the argument than North, but North is pretty level-headed and can smooth things over.

What would they be like as parents?

OH MAN North would be the hot single dad and then he’d start dating Wash. And Theta would be kinda hesitant about it, but they’d be bros later. North would be the perfect parent and Wash would alternate between being a co-parent and a second child.

Who is the better cook?

Wash, surprisingly. Everyone thinks that North would be great at cooking because he’s responsible and can handle anything, but it turns out that putting him in the kitchen is like, the worst idea. Ever.

Who is more romantic?

North. Just. Hands down, North. He does stuff like surprise Wash with gifts or cuddle on the couch with a glass of wine. Little things that are just. Romantic and cute.

What sort of gifts do they give each other?

North is the best at gifts, omg. Usually it’s just little things, sometimes just things he brings back from missions, but his timing is always perfect and the gift is always something that the other person can really see is genuine and. North is great with gifts.

Who gets jealous easiest?

Wash. North is super personable with everyone, and even though Wash knows that’s just who he is, and he knows that he’s special, he still can get a little jealous.

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?

Wash. North gets excited in an adult kind of way, but Wash gets downright giddy about it.

Who is the most adventurous?

North is so easy-going, he’ll try just about anything. Wash is more hesitant about stuff.

Who is the most protective?

North is protective; he makes sure Wash eats right and gets enough sleep. Wash is more protective of North in a “this is my boyfriend do not touch” kind of way, but overall North is the protective one.

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?

Oh man. Just imagine them as children.

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