#agentmercury

"But is that all you want to be?" Satan/Eve

(I AM SO SORRY BECAUSE I KEPT ON THINKING AND ADJASLDJADKJAS.)Five things that Chara!Suke learned in the art of courting the woman you want to (and eventually, of course, will) marry but you have to get past the STAGE ONE first:5. Renounce your womanizing ways. Well, of course that took a lot of work: creating break-up letters, restraining orders and schedule changes. This will ensure that you will have nights open for dinners and getting-to-know you conversations.(pathetic, menma laughs, you don’t need this.why? of course, it’ll work.you’re just asking to be kicked in the balls if you tell her ‘i’m free all night’)4. Stop buying roses.  It’s overrated. Besides, she hates them a lot. (he secretly left a cluster of almost-blooming camellias on her balcony railing. sasuke saw that a glimpse of a smile, before being blinded by sunrise. she kept those petals in between the pages of a thick romance novel, those books that she secretly concealed under her bed, before grumbling about persistent perverts. he just thought maybe variety wouldn’t hurt.)3. Never listen to any of your friends. Never.(why do you keep chasing her? you already know that you’re already blacklisted. you absolutely got no chance to -menma forgot that a lightning-charged punch to the gut absolutely hurts. like, even kurama felt it. damn.)2. Or the friends of the subject in hand. They are just looking out for their girl, of course. And you appreciate that. Prove yourself to be worthy.(how’s your chastity belt, sasuke-chan? the hyuuga heiress once dropped by, that deadly hand tightening on her shoulder. he glares, ino was asking everyone not to destroy her shop again. please. she already paid for the damages last time naruto-kun and sasuke fought outside and disintegrate this month’s roses.)1. Ask her, dammit."Um, hey." Green eyes peered in between the gaps of scrolls in front of her. Sasuke fidgeted under her stare, an awkward smile in front of him. (it strongly reminded her of a little boy who would ask favors from his big brother,  expecting to hear yes.)"So, Sakura, I mean, ah, how do I start this…?"A sigh. "Yes, Sasuke.""What?"She wrinkled her nose, the way that made all the blood in his face rush to ears, then flood his cheeks. Because of that, Sakura gave that rare giggle."Okay." She raised up a finger. "Tonight. Just once."Sasuke gave a nervous smile."Be a -""A perfect gentleman, of course."

[11:52:30 PM] sailor sara: I WAS TOLD IF YOU STAY UP UNTIL MIDNIGHT YOU TURN INTO A PUMPKIN I DONT WANNA BE A PUMKIN SONYA THEY'LL TURN ME INTO PIE