#agentark

95. I never liked it, I lied.

Pairing: N/A, unless ya really squint.

If there was one thing York had learned about his AI, it was their incredible knack for detail. Which made sense, of course, until Delta had seemed to try and make every one of York’s personal interests their own. For reference, to help the AI better understand the man he worked with.

“My sources indicate that there is another game airing soon of that sport you like to spend your off time watching.”

“Mm? Eeh, whatever.” York shrugged, the green projection over his right shoulder flickering momentarily.

There was a moments pause. “Your tone is implying that you do not care for this information, which negates previous experiences where you were… thankful, for my reminders. Was I wrong for assuming that said sport interested you?” York interjected a nod, eyeing the AI as it seemed to be processing. “But this is a contradiction of statements you’ve made before.”

“Listen, Delta, I never liked it, I lied,” he lied smoothly, curious to see how Delta would take it. “No contradictions, just misinformation.”

The green AI flickered out of sight, then back in front of him, at chest level so they had to raise their head to look at him, though York got the feeling Delta was actually eyeing him. “I believe your current increased heart rate would suffice as a contradiction.”

Rules: Bold all the things that apply to you!

I am in high school


I am in college/university

I’ve graduated college/university 


I like my job


I’ve worked a job I’ve hated


I’ve never had a job


I am shorter than 5’5 (4′9 and willing to fight.)


I wear glasses


I have a tattoo


I have more than one tattoo


I don’t have tattoos but I want some


I’m vegetarian


I have allergies


I’m self-conscious about my body (Not as bad as I used to be.)


I’m sarcastic

I’m shy


I’ve been called over-emotional


I have a strange sense of humor (Maybe? I’m strange, so probably.)


I’m an atheist


I have red hair


I have blonde hair
 (My natural hair.)

I am an only child (Growing up with a brother 18 years older than you makes you feel like an only child.)


I have more than three siblings


I have a niece


I have a nephew


I’ve failed a class (I almost did because my professor put in the wrong grade for me.)


I’m currently listening to: I’m A Loner - CNBLUE


I can play an instrument (I haven’t practiced in forever, though.)


I can speak two or more language


I’ve hugged someone in the last 24 hour


I’ve kissed someone in the last 24 hours


I have a best friend (A few.)


I’ve known my best friend for more than 10 years


I have met a friend from the internet


I’ve kissed someone of the same sex


I’m in/have been in a long distance relationship


I’ve had a one night stand


I’ve had sex in the past month


I’ve been dumped more than I’ve dumped someone


I’ve cheated on someone


I’ve met someone famous (Voice actors.)


I’ve been out of my home country (To visit Canada.)


I’ve broken a bone


I’ve spent more than six hours straight online

I’ve done volunteer work

I’ve won a prize at school


I have friends who are married (I have friends who are engaged.)


I have friends who have children of their own


I have been in a wedding party


I’ve ridden in a limousine


I am a morning person


I am a night owl


I like Disney movies


I like comedies more than action films


I like action films more than comedies (My taste is all over the place.)


I always order dessert

I hate fast food

I can’t cook


I enjoy puns (Hello, yes, they call me the pun queen for a reason.)


I enjoy being alone


I read for pleasure


I don’t play video games

I believe in ghosts


I believe in aliens


I enjoy conspiracy theories


I’ve been somewhere considered ‘haunted’

I’ve stayed up all night for no reason


I’ve had a Skype call with more than four people


I can’t keep secrets


I’m good with children


I’ve cheated on a test


I’ve watched an entire season of something in one day 


I am wearing something green right now

I am wearing something yellow right now


I am wearing something purple right now (My shirt does have small amounts of these three colors, but not enough to count for much, lol.)

I’ve never tried alcohol


I’ve had alcohol while underage


I’ve played a drinking game


I’m scared of snakes


I’m scared of heights


I’m scared of spiders


I’m scared of clowns


I collect stamps


I collect comic books (I only have a few.)


I keep old bus/train tickets


I have more than three key rings on my keys


I don’t know the words to my national anthem


I’ve been to a professional sports game


I’ve had my hair cut in the past month 
(I need it, though.)

I’ve cosplayed: Naoto Shirogane (Persona 4), Roman Torchwick (RWBY), Eevee Brother (Pokemon, Jolteon, genderbent), Pikachu (Pokemon), Kaitou Kid (Detective Conan / Magic Kaito).


I can’t swallow pills


I miss someone right now