#agent-delta

"Let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves."

"You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle."

"What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1"

"I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities."

"I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force."

"I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

⋆: Sex Headcanon: [why do people keep sending this one there was not much to begin with and I am running out of things seriously] Delta doesn't masturbate very often, and when he does it's usually to try to relax or something similar.

☮: Random Headcanon: Delta has an older brother.

☻: ‘Like’ headcanon: Working out alone, so that he can go completely at his own pace, push himself when he feels like it and hold back when he doesn't, without anyone commenting on it.

♤: ‘Dislike’ Headcanon: most people trying to talk to him.

☠: Drinking Headcanon: If you manage to get him drunk enough that his "I shouldn't talk because I might embarrass myself" filter turns off he starts talking about random facts and statistics which may or may not be accurate.

⋆: Sex Headcanon: As long as nothing too sexual was directly involved  and he completely trusted the person, Delta would enjoy bottoming in sensual play. He is normally so concerned with being in control of everything that surrendering that to someone he cared about would be pretty exciting and a huge show of faith in his partner.

☮: Random Headcanon: Delta spends a lot of time researching random statistic and info that might come in handy.

[....................................................................... that is cheating

I'm gonna do a couple that are old/existing headcanons though because I know I have a lot of new friends]

☾: Sleep Headcanon: Delta sleeps in pajama pants and sometimes a t-shirt depending on the weather and his mood.

☠: Drinking Headcanon: Delta really doesn't like drinking because he wants to be completely in control of his faculties.

♒: Phobia Headcanon: He really doesn't like the idea of losing control of himself or not having power over what he does.

⋆: Sex Headcanon: Delta isn't strongly sex-repulsed, but the whole thing makes him pretty uncomfortable. He much prefers a relationship in which the pants are kept on as often as possible.

☮: Random Headcanon: oldie but still one of my favorites, Delta nicknames his computers and tech. They're utilitarian names to help him keep everything organized, but kind of cute nonetheless.

☻: ‘Like’ headcanon: Coffee. A lot.

♤: ‘Dislike’ Headcanon: He's not overly fond of bright colors.

☯: Pet Peeve Headcanon: When people ignore or don't know basic established facts, like saying something happens for no reason when there is a really simple explanation for it.

☄: Weather Headcanon: Delta loves overcast weather. It's cool and calming for him.

[alright. well you know I’m here if you want to talk or anything *hugs*]

//Yeah, I know. You always are.

[I have been waiting for you to get online *sits on top of*]