“I’m sorry, but it was too funny for me to intervene.”
there’s a sound of INDIGNATION that is presented , though he does little else for a moment, his face planted into the ground , gangly limbs splayed out into the earth in a STUNNING display of ungraceful chaos.
he stays there , for a moment or two more, before finally he starts to collect himself, one limb at a time, as baby blue eyes twinkle in half irritation, half amusement at the woman, before facial features quickly turn to aghast as sitting up, he is face to face with the realization of dirt & grime clinging to once pristine features. he is all too eager to get up and back on his feet, dusting off the chunks of ground away, though it does little to fix the stains upon his jeans, shirt & jacket sleeves.
mike is quick to grab the skateboard from the crack in the sidewalk where he had taken his tumble, blowing a few strands of blonde hair away from face ALSO smudged with dirt - at this point, he’s too scared to try & wipe it away lest he makes it worse, before turning to face the woman, dignity all but thrown out the window.
‘ APPARENTLY, ‘ he scoffs, though it is clear from tone in voice that he can honestly not find fault in her mirth, ‘ THOUGH, CAN YOU HELP ME FIX MYSELF UP NOW THAT YOU WATCHED ME EAT SHIT ? ‘ // @agedseer