#age32

That's right earthlings. Ya gurl is gon'be 32.

Time the eff out.

(If you know who that is and loved that show- you are in your 30's, and we should probably be best frenz.)

I remember looking at 30 year-old's when I was in my late teens thinking it was old. Soy old. I couldn't fathom the thought of it. And let me shout it from the rooftops baybeeee's, I am 100% good with it. And past me is an imbecile.

My Samness creates mottos for each year that I turn older:

29 Drink more wine

30 Stay sturdy

31 and takin shit from no-one (I realize this rhyme is as as poetic as LiL Wayne's raps...) 32 Do/Be You.

Short, aggressive and to the point. ( Just like me. )

Many fancy Holidays. I however, tend to fancy birthdays more. Call me a Grinch-pumpkin-slaying skank all you want, but it's the truth.

When someone hatches, they come into the big-ole-messed up- scary-ass world! That's something that deserves a MEGA celebration. Every year. On that day. For as long as they roam the earth.

Celebrate it. Celebrate others' days with them. Does that mean buy lavish gifts, over the top experiences, and smother them so much they may burst ?

Sure. If you are into that. Ultimately though mate, do you. You logged the man hours for the year on that ole corpse, take time to appreciate and celebrate you and all you bring to the table.

This has been a shorty, but a goody.

Until next time Earthlings! Celebrate on the 16th with me :). Shotgun your finest, shitty light beer and throw on the new Solence album. It's a banger!!!!