Anyone else out there think I need to release some new content? Now how many of you think I should release some new content with a certain beautiful, musical babe as a co-star? All of you?

The Bitch is here, you can all stop obsessing over my old content and start fantasizing about the new right quick. I just got back from a hot date with a woman that makes Mila Kunis look like Morgan Freeman; who's gonna pony up the dough to comp our meals and pre-date prep? We went out together for a spa day, bikini waxes included. Give your life purpose, those of you losers out there with your fingers itching towards your paypal buttons or grabbing your credit cards know that the only way you can please a superior woman like me is with muchos dinero. I don't even laugh at the broke.

Nothing is hotter than watching people talk about how hot I am, just saying.

Guess what? I'm not wearing green today. I'll take my holiday retribution in the form of spankings; I even brought my own paddle.

I've been watching crime shows since I woke up and I can't stop arguing with the television as if the attorneys on screen can actually hear me; dad would be proud.

I see there's already a show promised around here, so it's a good thing nobody has a problem with good things coming in two. To the surprise of absolutely nobody, my ass will be available for your viewing pleasure soon-- for the right price. Watch me get fucked; I’ll be having the time of my life and you know you can’t live without me.

If there was one thing Puck loved, it was a good party. This whole Thursday is the new Friday thing seemed pretty legit, and it gave him something to do. He left a friend and fellow homeless person that he trusted in the hotel room he'd been renting since starting his blog, knowing how good a shower, electricity, a tv, and clean sheets felt and wanting someone there to guard his stuff. It was a habit learned on the streets.