*slides in* *offers cake slice* I’m celebrating you today and wanted to share this. It was made by a very ‘affectionate’ version of..you?
Velvet stares at the slice of cake that appeared from beneath the tattered sheet in shock and intense hunger. He covered his mouth with his sleeve to keep from drooling. What in the frick, the machine let food through?!
Without a word he picked up the plate of cake and took a shortcut inside before another monster saw the delicious gift.
"hey, bro. yo make the mushie buisness look like a *piece of cake*. *layer* me impressed." Velvet grins widely as he walks into the kitchen as casually as he could be when he was holding the tastiest, most coveted treat in the entire underground!
"WHY BROTHER, OF COURSE! I AM THE GR-I SMELL SUGAR?" Hen stopped mid chop and craned his neck to look behind him. "IS THAT? WHERE DID-? THAT WAS A PUN? HOW??"
"feh, 'ere yo go, bro. yo *dessert* it." Velvet's grin grows at the look of Hen's face, a mix of utter excitement, confusion and disgust.
"OF COURSE, WE SHALL SHARE SUCH! A DETECT, DELECTABLE TREAT!" Hen accepted the plate with shrill glee, and carefully portioned it out between them.
Velvet returned to the couch as Hen would take a while trying to split the cake perfectly.
"hey, donno what yo celebratin' fer, but tell other me thanks. hen needed this." Velvet grunts lightly, his grin softer.
