#aesthetekids

     “  you’re the worst student i’ve EVER met but . . . i still got you something.  ”

     “  of course.  ” linked arms at the ready, all she can do is offer up an understanding smile. “  it’s hell on the body, every flower crown i have has blood stains on them, & try explaining to your nail lady that you need ANOTHER appointment because your swarovski crystal ripped off while strangling a disgusting guy to death.  ” still, her arm pulls the female closer. “  the only way we could ever stop would be if there was another flood to kill off the penises walking around here. until then,  ” head delicately rests atop her shoulder, “  i’m here for you, always.  ”

“Well, if you’re not going to pick up, at least mute it because you refuse to change that obnoxious ass ringtone,” she said, tossing a pillow at him. “I mean, what possessed you to even make that your ringtone?” 

CHER !!!!!! honey, angel, babie, loml cher <33 i literally adore you and your children more than life itself and i would d-word for all of them. talking to you is literally always some of the best conversation that i have ,,, convinced i could just text you ‘ships <3’ and you would match my energy with no questions asked …. speaking of i ADORE all of our ships not only with my tiny pea brain but with my ginormous heart. your muses are so endearing and they all have such personality and your characterization is just top tier and icb i get the PRIVILEGE of writing with someone as amazing as you …. i can’t wait to continue writing with you and i’m really glad that of all the people i could possibly meet on this hellsite that you were one of them <3 love you to the moon and back babes muah muah

     “  why are you so damn CHUMMY with my damn brother ?  ”