#advanced warning

Just a quick message to let you know in advance that I will be temporarily reducing my poll frequency from 50 polls per day to 40 polls per day, starting from 21st December up until 3rd January. This is because my grandma will be coming to stay with us over the Christmas and New Year period, and I won't have as much time to write polls because I'll be busy spending time with her and caring for her as well. If for any reason I can't manage the 40 polls per day, I may even drop it to 30 polls per day, but I will be back to the full 50 polls daily again on 4th January onwards.

"Good evening, Lord Cassian," greeted Flori cheerfully.

"What the fuck?" Cassian leapt out of bed in shock at the sight of a woman teleporting to the foot of his bed.

"What the fuck indeed!" Flori agreed. "Cheating on your wife on the day of your daughter's death? Now that is low."

"Who the fuck are you?"

"And here was me thinking my reputation preceeded me everywhere I went," replied Flori playfully, twisting her face into a mock disappointment.

Cassian registered the crown and crossed his arms, "Why does the Queen of Spellcasters know so much about my life?"

"Because your wife paid me a little visit," replied Flori, her sweet and high-pitched voice feeling terrifyingly false and out of place with her words. "She told me all about what you did. Not that you knew she knew, of course. So busy being balls deep in the new one that you failed to notice the old one watching."

Cassian frowned, "And why would she go to you?"

"Now, that one I know you can figure out. We spellcasters have certainly built enough of a reputation for that."

Cassian hung his head before replying, "She's sent you to kill me."

"Clever boy!"

"And will you?"

"See, normally, given the sheer amount of money she has given me - honestly, it is borderline disgusting how much money she has paid me - I would. But, you see, she made a bit of a mistake. She told me your name."

Flori stared at Cassian with an intensity that unnerved him.

"My name?"

"Oh, do resist the urge for more pointless interjections. We don't have much time to waste. Allow me to explain."

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As tomorrow (26th) is my birthday, I have decided to mark it by resurrecting a TTTE Horror concept that I toyed with, but abandoned, a couple of years ago when I was slowly resuming interest in the TTTE and TUGS fandoms.

I'm writing this post to warn followers and passers-by because the planned post will contain mature, horror, and nasty themes unsuitable for minors or those with certain sensibilities. This blog has always been planned for NSFW and Mature content from its startup (see my pinned post), so you should not be surprised, but with recent behaviours having been witnessed I feel the need to protect myself.

In order to help followers protect themselves, I will assign the tags #thomasallgrownup and #mistyislandnightmare to it and future posts and mark them as mature if necessary. Please block these tags if you don't want to see the post - I won't be offended. However, I will be offended if you willingly ignore this and then get upset.

Only three days remain until Andromeda can have more children.

This will be her first nest with constellation, and as such I’m hoping to make a bit of my funds back.

These children will likely wind up with simple art to help justify the slightly higher cost - I know you can get other starmap hatchlings on AH, after all - and they still have the same lore origin as the rest of her children.

If you’re wondering why I’ve suddenly switched from posting religiously about Bioshock to posting mainly about Danny Phantom, it is because I have ADHD.

 You are experiencing the other end of my brain latching onto a new hyperfixation as I have currently sucked out all the serotonin and joy I can from Bioshock at the moment like a nostalgic vampire.

For those who started following because of my Bioshock posts. Never fear, it is one of my perma-fixations. It shall return when the part of my brain obsessed with it resets after a few weeks away from it.

Other fixations are (primarily the lore of) Miraculous Ladybug, (Clementine’s hero’s journey from) Telltales the Walking Dead, Ever After High (just in general), some stuff from Yandere Simulator (no clue why, just am), and so much more.

So if you like any of those things, look forward to my future ramblings on those subjects. They will almost certainly come up at some point.