#adultery queen

I was thinking that I wish we could start a new trend or something...like.. #ZelenasBaby in wich we discuss how WRONG it is for Regina to think she can just take the baby and get rid of the mum(Baelfire,Owen&Henry anyone?And of course by“Henry”I’m not meaning the adoption,but the fact Regina tried to sleeping cursing Emma in order to have her out of her way!;-P)or for Regina&ForestHobo to take the baby and gloating without giving it to her.Like..this scene really makes me uncomfortable and it’s not JUST because I despise AdulteryQueen...

it’s because...IT IS HER BABY!!!Why won’t you let her hold her?Looking at her?This is just..SICK!!!Try to picture the situation with other OUaT babies(I really wish I could fanart them all!)...

-Co(b)ra&Rumple gloating while Milah watches her baby from the distance

-Milah&Hook gloating while Rumple watches his baby from the distance(because yes,fathers have their rights too!)

-Co(b)ra&Rumple gloating while Jonathan/Henry watches his baby from the distance

-David&Abigail gloating while Snow watches her baby from the distance

-Neal&Tamara gloating while Emma watches her baby from the distance

-Emma&Hook gloating while Neal watches his baby from the distance

THIS-IS-WRONG.Those are NOT-YOUR-BABIES!

What are they doing? Not sure. But to behonest, we don’t even care anymore. Because at this point it’s been almost thewhole week, and ALL that we’ve been discussing was--what? ForestDerp beingunable to recognise his ‘beloved’ wife from a total stranger that took hershape (and basically getting what he deserved, because he couldn’t keep it inhis pants despite not loving his wife anymore?) instead of THE mostimportant thing that’s been happening in other 41 minutes of the episode–whichwas the very next level of Regina and Emma’s connection and solidification oftheir deep, innate understanding and sense of identification?

So as we already said,if it his was outraged OQ shippers’ plan, to make things up and draaaag thisvictimization of a random, debilitatingly insipid character (whose main role wasforced heterosanitization of Regina Mills’ anyway) by means of using thisincredibly triggering topic to continue asserting their grossheterosanitizing ship–AND and to stop us from celebrating Regina being theonly one who deeply, intimately understands what Emma is currently goingthrough, all after basically being her only ally, support (without Hook-patternedlie-infested coddling, yes) and sounding board? Well, colour us non impressed. Infact to put it bluntly, we don’t give a fiddly fuck anymore.

So this is our very last word on Forest Derp and the non-consensual sex story. First, it’s getting tedious to be swamped under a pile of fake “SQ-er here in support for Robin” messages (it’s quite indicative if you have to start them with an “SQ-er here”, you’ll agree?) and second, we here have no influence over their fucked-up writing choices. But what we do know is that they CANNOT make him relevant by retconningsome ridiculous arc intended on firing up a fandom that should have been fired upenough by CraptainRapeCulture. Yes, people just getting it now, that this show is #NoHomo and that rape culture has been reinforced–have been resistant all along to discussions about Craptain-Swan and those very themes. Because of ‘Ship and Let Ship’, some biblical order that DOESN’T EXIST? So no. No, we don’t want to hear people kick their feet now while ignoring the existence of Craptain-Swan and how forced AQ is to boot.

To boot, we say.

All this talk of FATE and the way Regina says, “I know, it hurts doesn't it?” When replying to Emma’s concern about not having a choice...then, the way she says “ROBIN”.