#adrielreed

Do they want children?

I’ve thought about it… but I’m not sure if it’s an actual want or just a fear of how up in years I am. In any case, it wont happen outside of adopting on my own probably–and I’d be cool with that. There are so many kids in need. In this country and in others.

What is their idea of a perfect date?

A petting zoo? A reptile petting zoo??

Okay, scratch that, a butterfly garden. Nobody hates butterflies and if they do then nuh-uh. Just forget it.

What is the biggest mistake they make in their relationships?

Not being honest….

Have they ever questioned their sexuality?

I’ve discovered that… I like who I like… and it ends there.

When did they have their first crush?

I was really young… I liked Brian from The Backstreet Boys because everyone else was crazy for Nick, so I hoarded second best. He was first best for me though. Baby blues won me over early

Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a polyamorous relationship?

‘can’t say I have yet. You need to stick to one spot for true relationships to count. It’s hard enough to find one person who could keep me still AND put up with what follows–let alone two or three. ‘would take a small miracle.

What kind of wedding would they want to have?

(cue choking on water sounds)

Okay. Dream scenario, for me, right? Get your pinterest board ready. No fucking family, extended or otherwise, not even friends. No kids. The preacher will be lucky to get invited–actually, it would be a captain. Probably Sal. He’ll smell like he’s just done half a days worth of work on the boat or in the market, because he had (he’ll have to pen this in), and it’s right by the Puget Sound far from the city. Just. Green and no noise or pollution and… us. Me and the uh… yeah. That. Like location isn’t everything, shit can be done online these days, but I guess Pike Place wouldn’t be so bad if some public witnesses that aren’t seagulls are required.

Just me. Only sad part is the rest of our lives couldn’t run like that. Obviously with whoever it.. is with, their want would be heavily considered as well.