A little AdriCeri/Liladrien interaction I binge wrote after having "The only one to tell me the truth" on my mind, and watching way too many flirting prompts on Tiktok.
For those unaware, Lila came as her real persona, Cerise Bianca to class and no one recognised her, except Adrien. She told him all the truth, but instead of being shocked and easy to akumatize, he's chill because he suspected it all and now just got a confirmation.
Now she's just chilling with him after he broke up with Marinette and almost entire class sided with her (sided as in tended to her thinking she was heartbroken, as if Adrien isn't)
"Wanna go shopping with me?" She asked just as last lesson ended.
"Sure."
"What's with the sad smile? Little 'ol me not up for your standards?" She lightly tapped him on the shoulder.
"Just miss the times when Chloe was around. She would drag me along and talk my ears off about all the new brand stuff." He stood up to follow her oit of school.
"Hmm, ask and it shall be given to you. "
After school they went to boutique after boutique, gallery after gallery, everywhere in pair of course. He was carrying her bags and paying, and she was talking non stop to fill the emptiness.
It felt... nice? Familiar? Not exactly annoying and tiring as anyone else would say. At the end he literally begged her to go home to which she dragged him by hand to yet another shop.
"... I feel like it makes me fat." She says while standing in front of a mirror in his room and mixing all the bought stuff together.
"Oh, we're fat now? Bet."
Saying goes that minus and minus make a plus, or something like that...
Anyways, in next fifteen minutes they had around ten deliveries of various takeout. Pizza, sushi, salads, BBQ, burgers and fries, you name it. It wasn't a friday night, but they still watched anime and he forced her to eat saying "You can't get fatter than fat, so might as well eat it all" and the very next day this marathon of theirs reared it's ugly head.
"Ugh-h...."
"Hey, you good there, Cerise?" Rose asked after seeing her slumped on the table the whole break.
"...This asshole stuffed me full 'till midnight. My insides have been rearranged and I can't walk. Feel like I'm gonna die here.." she said while pointing at her deskmate.
Silence is not good enough of a word to describe how quiet everyone got. Marinette's pen fell out of her hand to the floor and it felt like thunder amidst clear sky. Any conversation held previously by others was suspended like someone pressed pause and all turned to Cerise.
"Oh my god..." Rose, the romantic couldn't not blish at that.
"Someone make please me unhear this."
"Freaky." Juleka gave them thumbs up while her girlfriend covered her blushing face and hid in goth's chest.
As Cerise Bianca's brain was catching on to what she has said, her face was getting redder proportionally. Jumping from her seat she launched into defending herself and her pride. (Or what's left of it)
"Wait, wait, wait!! Not like this you fucking perverts! Adrien help me here!! We just had a lot of takeout!!" She begun shaking him while the bastard had the gall to look smug.
"Yeah... Takeout."
"STOP YOU BLONDE BITCH!!"
"Real smooth Agreste." Kim perked in.
"Takeout, my ass."
"QUIET!!" Madame Bustier screamed entering the room. Kids being kids all settled down in fear of the woman.
Everyone started getting their books out as if nothing happened, but rest assured it's not over and the break is just forty minutes away.
Lila put her head on the desk, covering her face with palms of her hands, and started mumbling.
"Dear diary, my reputation is ruined, classmates are assholes, Adrien a bastard."
"Love you too." He whispered in her ear just to make her blush even more.
"Not fucking helping!!"
