Sep 5, 2024
My relationship with Altaïr is just the definition of love-hate
Like, I love you, you're the most adorable, amazing, sweet little attack dog
But GOD DAMN IT ALTAÏR JUST DO PARKOUR CORRECTLY GOD I HIT A WITH RT ONE TIME AND YOU YEET YOURSELF TO THE RIGHT WHEN IM RIGHT THERE NEXT TO THE PERCH
I get that it's the Animus glitching when you die in water BUT YOU ONOW HOW TO FUCKING SWIM SO DO SO ALREADY, I SHOULDNT HAVE TO BE JUMPING ON 2 INCH LOGS TO GET TO MY DESTINATION
But he's such a cutie patutie <3
(And screw Al Maulis ir whatsoever his name is, I would say he could go die in a hole but he's dead already)
