incorrect quotes

pip: vibe check!

willow: for the last time, pip and i are just friends.

pip: truth or dare?

judge: i hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison.

margot, writing in her diary: dear diary, how are you? i’m fine.

margot: my father may have raised a child who now craves even the slightest bit of affection fueled by massive insecurities, but he didn’t raise no quitter.

margot: i slipped a little note into your bag to remind you that i love you.

gilderoy: i mean, you’re like a daughter to me.

*after being asked to join dumbledore’s army*

margot: boys are so hot.

gilderoy: of course i love all my children! who wouldn’t love a spawn of themselves?

adonis: are you into milo?

jaxon: okay, i have a plan. get the gas for mount weather, knock them out, stop this before it all goes to shit.

halley: i think charlie’s making me sick, my stomach and chest feel weird around him.

wes: *does something stupid*