There was not enough wine in the galaxy to satisfy Cersei’s current need. The queen was all but happy with the way the things began to unravel - Ned Stark was a fool, like all the others before him and undoubtedly after him, but if she got closer to his niece, he could be a controllable fool. She doubted it, though. The Starks were a daft family, always holed up in their precious black castle in the North, proclaiming themselves Kings in the North. As if there were any such title, she thought with a scoff. At this point, Cersei wondered if Rhaegar was a fool, too, to establish someone so unprepared, so savage and inexperienced to manage the kingdom ( but then again no one but her was even remotely adept for any kingdom-governing job. if only they would stop being so sexist and let a powerful woman rule ).
She did not enjoy the feast. The funeral was a lot more tolerable, a lot more pleasant and satisfying, given how she was the one behind his demise, after all. But, alas, appearances were everything, and she was a Lannsiter, after all, so she occasionally wiped at her cheeks, as if to shyly remove the non-existent tears. Peasants were fools, ready to believe anything and everything, but the rest of the court was not far behind in stupidity. Yes, Cersei adored the funeral. Seeing the man with stone-painted yes upon the bier made her heart sing with victory, but the same victory was now quenched after her husband’s speech.
Ned Stark was not worthy of the title, no one was, but she congratulated the family with a polite smile, before retreating to her seat. She allowed her bored gaze to wander around the room, when she noticed an individual stalking their way towards her. “Oh, come now. Stop ridiculously lingering in the shadows. Sit. Pour us both a glass. I am quite desirous of some company.”