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Johnny: What time is it?
Mark: I don't know, hand me that kazoo
Mark: *plays kazoo*
Doyoung: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE KAZOO AT 2 AM
Mark: It's 2 am
Johnny: thanks! I should go to sleep now
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Next on Johnny's Communication Center
Johnny: What time is it?
Mark: I don't know, hand me that kazoo
Mark: *plays kazoo*
Doyoung: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE KAZOO AT 2 AM
Mark: It's 2 am
Johnny: thanks! I should go to sleep now

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Bang Chan: language!
*one month later*
IN: Please revoke your no swearing rule.
Bang Chan: Why?
Changbin, from the other room: Well that really DILLS my PICKLE.
Seungmin: oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Felix, sobbing: please just say fuck.
Lucas: And once again, Mark and Lucas save the day!
Yuta: You didn’t do anything. It was all Mark.
Lucas: We’re a package deal, everyone knows that.
Suga: Oh c'mon Hyung, don’t pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the people he sleeps with.
Jin: I have one. It’s called my marriage license.
Jin and RM: *high five*
Suga: I know that you're in love with Jin.
RM: What?!
Suga: Yeah, Jimin told me.
RM: He told you? Great. I bet you guys have been laughing at me behind my back the whole time.
Suga: Actually, in a weird way, we both think you're kind of perfect for each other.
RM: You do?
Suga: Matter of fact, we even try to sit on the same side of the table so you two will have to sit together.
RM: Really? That's so sweet!
RM: But let's be clear.
RM: I don't love him.
RM: Okay?
RM: I just miss him when he's not around.
RM: I think about him all the time
RM: And I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion, and I'm wearing a brown suede vest.
RM: BUT I DON'T LOVE HIM

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Hongjoong, squishing Wooyoung’s face between two pieces of bread, idiot sandwich style: What are you?
Wooyoung: A snack.
Hongjoong: No.
Han, flexing: you see these arms?
Han: wii sports resort
Kihyun, over text: Turn around!
Kihyun: In the other direction!
Kihyun: No! Turn around again!
Shownu: Babe, where are you? I don't see you!
Kihyun: I'm out of town. But the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amused me.