Bowser kin drama at E3 - WHO was the real Bowser?? An examination by admin Peri
so apparently literal kin drama happened yesterday LIVE at E3.... to think our community could get such a spotlight!! but this sort of drama isn’t always the best to watch :( clearly we could all see great amounts of distress and anguish from Bowser the turtle, yet Bowser the human seemed less bothered by facing a double, perhaps playing a bit arrogant towards other Bowser’s feelings?
why was human Bowser being that way? WHY did Nintendo invite kin doubles?? were they spitting in the face of those who truly feel uncomfortable in the presence of their double(s)? though perhaps the most trivial question here is... who is the real Bowser?
i, admin peri, firmly believe that turtle Bowser is the REAL BOWSER. why you may ask? well, clearly real Bowser IS OLDER than mister Doug Bowser here. yes, Doug was born in 1965, around a generation before real Bowser made his first appearance in Mario Brothers, HOWEVER..... real Bowser was soon to prove he already has his own children by Mario 3 or so!! meaning that around the time Doug was in his 20′s, real Bowser OBVIOUSLY WAS MUCH OLDER! he already had seven or so kids!!! so real Bowser has to be like 40 at that time! he could be even older because he lives in medieval settings like the mushroom kingdom! i believe that the games are simply a recollection of what real Bowser lived through, like a visual novel.
speaking of age, Bowser is a large turtle creature, meaning he could be even hitting a century or more like a giant tortoise
also like... Doug’s first name isn’t even Bowser? it’s his last name. if he were a true Bowser kin, it’d be his first name.. i see no effort nor dedication here fellas.
that ends my detective work with the Bowsers, case closed. it’s far too obvious that turtle Bowser is the real Bowser, and should have been treated far better in a live event. to see that sort of disgraceful treatment there was sickening...
feel free to respond with your opinion!!
-admin peri
