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1        ‘I heard you singing My Heart Will Go On at 3amand decided to sing along oops’ AU

After a couple weeks, I finally gathered the strength to write this. yey! Enjoy!

Thank you very much, anon <3 (adore your taste in ships ;) )

Naruto sighed in content as he threw himself on the couch,instant ramen in one hand and chopsticks in another. It had been a loooooongday.

He glanced at hiswatch. Almost 3 a.m. He had thought he’d eat a bite of something before hittingthe sack. His university profs kept breathing down his neck to hand in his workin time, and no time like the middle of the night to finish homework, right?Good thing it was a Friday – well, Saturday, technically.

He twisted his chopsticks, grabbing some noodles between thewood, and bringing it to his lips, slurping. The silent room filled with thesound of him eating ramen.

He twitched, as a low, masculine voice reached his ears. Hepaused, wet noodles dripping in his lap as he strained to make out the words.‘Far across the distance, andspaces betweeeeen us….’

Was that…the Titanic theme? He loved that movie! He droppedhis chopsticks in his ramen bowl altogether, waiting for more.

‘ Near, faaar, wherever you are, I believe that the heart does goooooon’

This time the singing was bitlouder, closer to him. It was husky, and wasn’t off tune. Coming from outside,he pinpointed. He threw his ramen bowl on the coffee table, dashing to hisbalcony door. He burst outside, the chilly wind hitting his arms and face,sending slight shivers down his spine. He opened his mouth.

‘OOOOONCE MOOOORE – ‘

He heard a choke of surprisecoming from his right, and he whipped his head in that direction, only to havehis eyes fall on a raven-haired guy leaning on the ledge of his balcony, withpale skin, and a beauty about him that was almost feminine, a scowl painted onhis pretty features. Red, furious eyes glared at him, half in rage and half inembarrassment. He hesitated for a split second, his adam’s apple bobbing in histhroat as he swallowed hard.

‘ – YOU OOOOPEN THE DOOOR – ‘

‘What the fuck, teme??’ theguy hissed, walking closer to Naruto, hands balled at his sides.

‘AND YOU’RE HERE IN MY HEART’Naruto bellowed, off tune and shrill. The guy facepalmed himself.

‘Stop!’ he demanded,whisper-shouting, a ‘do it or else’ undertone in his voice. Naruto grinned.

‘You started it, dobe’ he retorted,sticking his tongue out mockingly for an extra kick, eager to see a reaction.He was intrigued to see a somber composure envelop the guy, eyes boring intoNaruto. Probably trying to cover up that’s he’s a sissy, Naruto thought tohimself gleefully.

‘Tch. Usuratonkachi.’ He scoffed,crossing his arms over his strong chest, that was hidden by a navy blue t-shirt.Naruto barely held back a snort when he noticed a pink flush covering the guy’scheeks.

‘I’m Naruto!’ Naruto wavedenthusiastically, grinning.

‘…Sasuke’ Sasuke respondedhesitantly.

‘I’m not doing anything. Wannacome over and watch Titanic, since you seem to like it so much?’ Naruto askedcasually, leaning towards Sasuke. A few feet separated them.

‘Sh..Shut up!’ Sasuke half-growled,ducking his head, his black bangs almost but not quite hiding his red cheeks. ‘Besides,why would I wanna watch it with a dumbass like you?’

‘You’re probably gonna crylike a little bitch, aren’tcha?’ Naruto laughed, his heart skipping a beat asSasuke met his eyes. They were hard, ebony orbs staring into his own cerulean,but they somehow had a soft edge to them. Or maybe he was just imagining it.

‘I don’t cry.’ He said in aflat voice, pursing his lips. Funny how this guy jumps from embarrassed to coldand back again so easily, Naruto pondered.

‘So, is that a no? Okay, goodnight’ Naruto turned around, and grabbed the door handle, slowly starting toturn it.

‘N-no! Wait!’ he glanced tosee Sasuke with slightly wide eyes, and a hint of desperation on his face.

‘Yeeeees?’ Naruto asked in asingsong voice.

‘Fine, I’ll watch it with you.’

‘Great, ‘ttebayo!’ Narutogrinned. ‘Come on over!’

The blond went inside, andsure enough, after a few moments, he heard a knock at the door. He opened, andinhaled sharply finding himself so close to Sasuke. The slight blush stillcolored his pale cheeks. Naruto ushered him in, and they walked to the couch.He slipped the CD into the player, and the familiar faces and actions filledthe TV screen. They sat wordlessly on the couch, eyes glued to the screen, notdaring to make eye contact. They had a stiff composure, the tension feltnauseating, like a string that kept on being stretched.

Minutes passed.

‘Want popcorn?’ Naruto asked,still staring at a young Leo DiCaprio meeting a young Kate Winslet.

‘Sure.’ Sasuke answered with astrained voice. He cleared it, but said nothing more.

Returning with a bowl full ofsalty goodness, he paused momentarily, realizing he would have to sit closer toSasuke to share the food. His throat suddenly felt very dry. He slowly loweredhimself on the couch, wincing as their knees touched. To his surprise, Sasukedidn’t move his leg, and Naruto felt the warmth radiating. The only thingbetween their bare skin was two pieces of damned cloth. He shoved the bowlbetween them. Chewing and munching sort of helped the awkwardness.

Naruto reached for morepopcorn, but his skin met another’s cold skin. He flinched, moving his handaway, blood rushing to his cheeks. They both ignored the incident. The sweetbeginning notes of ‘My Heart Will Go On’ filled the room, as Rose and Jack nowstood at the bow of the ship.

‘Do you trust me?’

‘I trust you.’ Jack held Rosefrom behind, arms outstretched as wind hit their faces.

It happened again. Warmth metwarmth, Sasuke’s skin had certainly rose in temperature. Neither moved amuscle.

‘I’m flying, Jack!’

They peeled their eyes fromthe screen, turning their heads to face each other. Naruto’s sky-blue eyes werealmost engulfed in black. The voices coming from the movie were muffled, hisblood pounding in his ears.

There it was. That famousmovie kiss, he could just feel it taking place between the lovebirds.

The two teenagers threwthemselves at the other, meeting halfway. Lips quickly found the other pair,desperately moving together. Naruto’s hand found the back of Sasuke’s neck, andhe fisted the fine black hairs. Sasuke moaned, and the blond took the chance toslip his tongue into the raven-hair’s hot mouth, moaning himself. He caressedSasuke’s slick appendage with his own, and he felt a twitch in his pants.

1        ’ I know you steal my wifi to watch porn butit’s kinda hot idk’ AU

Loved this prompt! NaruSasu is a ship very very close to my heart.

Warning: language

Naruto opened his laptop and pressed the power button,running his hand over the screen lightly. He popped open a bag of ramen-flavoredpotato chips, and started munching, casually scrolling through Facebook. ‘Iwonder if Sakura-chan’s posted any new selfies’ he thought to himself, lookingthrough her profile yet again.

‘Mmm…Ahhh!’ masculine grunts and moans reached his earsfrom behind the wall. Woah, his neighbor was either getting some or justjacking off. He hoped it was the first of the two. Something in his pantstwitched, and blood rushed to his cheeks. ‘That voice iiiis pretty hot an – no nonope, let me just listen to some music’ he thought. He grabbed some earphonesand plugged them in, blocking out all other noise.

‘What the…?’ he muttered, continuously clicking the refreshbutton. The internet was working at the speed of a snail slithering uphill. Hestruggled for a few more minutes, but finally stood up, wiping his hands ofsalt and chips crumbs on his jeans, and walked over to his router. He checkedthe connectivity. It seemed fine. He glanced at most of the buttons, they allseemed intact. He shrugged, and started to head back to his laptop, whensomething caught his eye.

‘DEVICES CONNECTED: 2’

He stared, dumbstruck. What? He was the only one that knewthe password, what in the actual hell. He dashed to the laptop, opening therouter information. The other device was…a few feet away. Who was stealinghis damn wifi?? he thought furiously, as he clicked ‘See device’. It was…itwas next door.

He slammed the apartment door behind him, and rapped hisknuckles roughly against the hardwood of his neighbor’s door. It creaked open,and Naruto’s stomach dropped, as he forgot about his anger for a second. Thisguy was staring at him through long, black eyelashes, while brushing his ravenhair out of his eyes and off his forehead, which was covered in a thin sheen ofsweat. His face was flushed, but other than that, he showed no sign of emotion.He lazily parted his lips, to utter a ‘Yes?’.

‘Temeee!  I don’t knowwho you are, but you’re stealing my wifi, and – WERE YOU FUCKING WATCHING PORN?`the blond yelled, his eyes falling on the laptop on the table behind thisasshole, which was fullscreened on gay porn. Naruto’s fists clenched at hisside, as he felt blood rush to his nether region. Shit, he hoped it wasn’tnoticeable.

‘You’ve got a problem with that?’ the guy crossed his armsover his chest, a perfect eyebrow arching questioningly.

‘Well of course I fucking have a problem! I don’t give ashit what you do with your spare time, but you’re stealing my wifi!’ Narutoranted, appalled at the stuck up in front of him. Although, he did have a nicevoice, especially when turned on. And a nice face, and a – Naruto’s eyes fellto the dude’s crotch. He quickly dragged his eyes back up, and saw a smirktugging at the man’s lips.

‘ ‘S not my fault you have such an easy password,usuratonkachi’ he scoffed.

‘WHAT?? You guessed it??’

‘Of course I fucking guessed it. I mean, come on, everytimeyou take out the trash, it’s full of ramen. Wow, shocker, the password is ‘ramen’!’he feigned surprise mockingly, rolling his eyes.

‘ Anyway, my name is Sasuke. ‘ he said, stretching out hisarm.

‘Naruto…’ the blond grumbled, shaking it.

‘To be honest, I don’t think it’s bothering you that much.Maybe something else is getting your panties in a twist, dobe’ he sniggered,gesturing towards the bulge in Naruto’s pants. Naruto blushed furiously.

‘SHUT THE FUCK UP’ he bellowed, slamming the door in Sasuke’sface. Panting, he stared at the door, trying to catch his breath. A smugchuckle tickled his ears, and he scowled. He heard the crinkle of paper.Eyebrows knit together, he glanced down, and saw a small piece of paper thathad been forced under the door. He bent down, and his eyes widened when herealized what it was. A phone number. The teme had given him his phone number.Balling it up and shoving it in his pocket, he clenched his teeth and turned onhis heel to his apartment.

A muffled ‘Call me if you need help with that problem of yours!’reached Naruto’s ears before he shut the door behind him. He blushed.

‘As if, teme!’ he growled back, slamming the door to enforcehis response. Throwing himself on the couch, he took out the strip of paper,and opened it, staring at the digits. He sighed, pulling out his phone, andadding a new contact.

‘Pervert wifi thief’. He pressed ‘Save’, and started to putit away, when he accidentally grazed the ‘Call’ button with his thumb. Oh,fuck! He muttered, quickly turning off the phone.

‘Already, Naruto? If you insist!’ a muffled voice yelledfrom behind the wall. Naruto flinched.

1        ’ holy shit i’m in the wrong car’ AU

*wooo, second anon with NaruHina #5 here you are, and thank you for the compliment ^.^*

Hinata shivered, briskly walking through the sea of cars in the parking lot. Her high heels clicked across the pavement, like the pitter-patter of raindrops hitting a roof. She tugged her short skirt a bit lower on her shivering thighs, teeth clenched against the harsh wind. Where the hell was Kiba with that car? she asked herself, squinting in the dark to find a black car. 

Goddamnit, they all seem black at night, she screamed internally. Ahh, there it was. That black car with the headlights on. She sighed in relief, opening the door to the passenger seat, sliding in. She turned to face the driver’s seat.

'Kiba-kun, thank god, I barely - Iiip!' she squeaked, staring into deep, cerulean eyes.

'Y-you're n-not Kiba-k-kun!' she cried in a shrill voice, watching in horror as the blond, handsome young man, that seemed about her age, stared intently into her lilac eyes, a smile tugging at the corner of his mouth. Breaking her gaze, his eyes fell to the skimpy piece of material covering her legs. Her cheeks flushed red, as she desperately tried to pull the skirt further down. 

'S-sumimasen, it s-seems I've gotten the wrong c-car, I'll be leavi-' she grasped the door handle, eager to leave, when she felt something on her wrist. Her gaze dropped, and she stared at his fingers wrapped around her delicate, translucent skin. It burned. It felt…right, somehow. She swallowed hard, and dared to look up again, studying his face. His gaze seemed to have softened, cobalt orbs tinged with a desperation.

'Please! Don't…don't leave.' he whispered. Her resolve faltered. He cleared his throat, his Adam's apple bobbing.

'Maybe I can give you a ride home? You look a bit lost, 'ttebayo'. And in the next second, he flashed a grin that blinded her, that left her gasping for air like a fish on shore, that colored her whole world.

'S-sure.' she stuttered, closing the car door shakily.

'My name's Naruto!' he uttered.

'H-Hinata.'

'Hinata. That's pretty.' he mused, turning the car on. Red tinted her cheekbones, and she settled in her chair.

'Wait! Weren't you waiting for someone?' she eyed him, confused.

1      Two miserable people meeting at a wedding AU

Music started resonating through the speakers, after Asuma’s too long and teary speech about how he can’t believe Ino’s already grown up and marrying Sai. Thank god that’s over, at least, Tenten sighed, watching as thenewlyweds graced the dancefloor for their first dance together. A slow, tendersong enveloped the room, and the two lovers swayed on the spot gently,embraced, as if they were the only ones there.

After the song ended, an upbeat tune brought everyone ontheir feet, joining in silliness on the dance floor. ‘There’s no way I’m dancing’Tenten thought to herself, brushing hair from her eyes. Slowly, the tablesemptied. She was the only left sitting down.

‘I can’t believe I got dragged into this’ the woman slouchedin her chair, when she saw movement out of the corner of her eyes. Turning herhead, her eyes met a deep lilac color, half-lidded in boredom, but widening slightlyat the sight of her own. She gave him a one-over, appreciating his strongjawline, close-cut charcoal suit, and long, brown hair held together at the veryends. She felt him do the very same to her, and her own blushed surprised her,suddenly feeling very vulnerable under his gaze.

They made eye contact again. He cocked an eyebrow, and shejerked her head backwards, calling him to her wordlessly. He stood, making hisway to her table as a lion might make his way to its prey.

‘Horrible, isn’t it?’ he sighed, slouching in his chair,next to her.

‘If they play Uptown Funk one more time, I think I’m gonnahurl’ she gestured being sick, earning a chuckle from his parted lips.

‘So, one of the bride’s friends, I’m guessing?’ he asked,and she nodded. ‘Groom?’ he made a clicking noise with his tongue as aresponse.

‘I’m so not up for this.’ Her voice with thick with misery. Shepicked at a loose string on the edge of her red dress. His silence was enoughof a question for her to explain.

‘I broke up with my boyfriend last week, and on top of thatI got laid off from my job a couple of days ago. The last thing I wanna see issappy romance, even if it’s one of my good friends…’

He nodded slowly, like he understood and felt her pain. Andshe actually felt like he did, like he was hiding one of his own mishaps.

‘Yeah, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Yesterday.’ Hisface contorted into a grimace, and she gave him a sympathetic smile.

The song changed again, into a rather normal one,thankfully. Neji got to his feet and held out his hand.

‘Dance with me.’ It wasn’t a question, nor a statement, buta firm demand.

‘Whaaat?’ Tenten stared at his outstretched arm blankly. Hegripped her hand and pulled her to her feet, dragging her to the dance floor.Still holding her hand, he positioned it on his shoulder, and let it go,snaking his hand around her waist and pulling her close, their other handsintertwining fingers. She blushed, dropping her gaze and letting her bangs fallover her face.

Aww that sounds awesome. Thanks for adding Minato <3

Sasuke:

I threw my food tray on the table, and sat down next to Tenten and Temari, sighing dramatically. 

'Heeey, Y/N, did you see who's joining his gang for lunch today?' Temari asked me. wiggling her eyebrows up and down. I turned my head slightly, already knowing who she was talking about. 

Yup. There he was. The one and only Uchiha Sasuke, sitting with Kiba, Naruto, Shikamaru, Neji and Lee, smirking bemused at a joke Naruto had told. He glanced my way, locking his gaze with mine, and I snapped my head back to face the girls, red in the face.

'A real Danny Zuko, ain't he, Sandy?' Tenten laughed. She was referring to Grease, where the head bad boy Danny and the good two shoes Sandy fall in love against all odds, and in the end try to change to be together. I wish it were that simple, I thought.

'Yeah right, like he would fall for me' I scoffed. 'Can't you just imagine it, him appearing in anything but his usual leather jacket, and me all in black, when music comes on and we both start singing?’ I joked.

I grabbed two napkins off the table, one and each hand.

'Y/N!' I said deepening my voice to sort if imitate Sasuke's and waving one of the napkins towards the other one.

'Tell me about it…stud!' I said in my own voice, and proceeded to make the napkins dance around:

'I've got chiiiiills, they're multiplyyyyying, and I'm looosing controoool, cuz' the poweeeer you're supplying, it’s electrifying!’ I sang in a husky voice. The girls burst out laughing.

'Oh, Sasuke! You better shape uuup, cuz' I need a maaaan!' I said in a shrill voice

'You need a man like me, Y/N!' one of the napkins told the other firmly. Just as I was about to open my mouth to belt out another verse, I heard a snicker behind me. I paused in horror.

'Go on, Y/N, it's just getting good!' Naruto laughed. Swallowing hard, my head turned to see behind me, and I dropped the napkins when I saw Sasuke and his whole gang, amused smiled and smirks on their faces.

'You and Sasuke, huh?' Naruto asked, wiggling his eyebrows at me and elbowing Sasuke, who blushed slightly and averted his eyes from my gaze.

'Umm…yeah' I managed to squeak, never having been so embarassed in my life.

'Lay off guys' Sasuke growled, and still chuckling, they wandered off. He sat down next to me, ignoring Temari and Tenten who were gaping like idiots.

'Umm…you wanna…get some lunch…tomorrow?' he asked slowly, and I just nodded.

(here is the scene from the movie)

Minato:

Sakura and Ino were already at our usual table, waiting for me. A flash of yellow caught my eyes, and I glanced to see Minato at a table, hanging out with some of his buddies. A longing gaze fell over my eyes, which of course the two girls noticed.

'Sup', bitch?' Ino asked, smirking. 'You still head over heels about the Yellow Flash?'

'Yup' I answered miserably.

'Dude, you should just go up to him and freaking tell him you like him. I mean, better than waiting around like he's some kind of Prince Charming, you know what I'm saying?' Sakura explained.

'But maybe he issss my Prince Charming!' I answered mockingly, raising my voice an octave. 'Maybe I'll be invited to the ball, and we can prance around like idiots until the clock strikes 12, to which I'll run away, leaving my shoe behind. And he'll yell after me, “Wait, tell me your name!”, and he'll be devastated that I left.' I ranted, waving my hands around wildly.

'And when we finally meet, I'll yell 'Minato!' dramatically, we'll run into each other's arms, and he'll whisper my name in my ear, and we'll kiss passionately, ne? And theeeen - ' Somebody cleared their throat behind me. Shit, I thought.

'He's right behind me, isn't he?' I asked Sakura and Ino quietly. They just nodded wordlessly. I dared to turn my head, and my eyes met another 5 pairs. Minato, and his whole group of friends. Damn. 

Minato blushed, rubbing the back of his neck. grinning sheepishly. Why did he have to be so freaking cute?? 

'Hey, guys, can you leave us alone for a sec?' he addressed the boys, and they all slowly wandered off, one of them whistling in our direction. Minato chuckled.

'That was quite a scene you acted out. Wanna include me sometime?' he asked hesitantly, and I laughed.

'Of course, Prince Charming' I responded, winking exaggeratedly, making him snort in laughter.

Kakashi:

I was just joining my squad, Sakura,Temari and Ino, who were sitting at the lunch table, busy discussing the latest rumors.

" Oh My God did you heard about the new girl? Konan? She totally banged that hot dude, Pein. Damn she’s lucky" Ino whispered under her breath, eyeing the cute blue haired girl.

 ”Hey there, heads-in-the-clouds! Still drooling over the sight of Kakashi?” Sakura said while the others started laughing.I was distracted, beacuse yes, in fact I was staring at how handsome and hot Kakashi was, hanging out with his friends, chatting and laughing. Damn that laugh.

 ”Huh? Yeah i mean look at him, damn, he is as hot as Jack from Titanic. ” I picked up a napkin holding it in my hand like it was Rose on the edge of the ship, arms stretched out.

 ” Titanic is cool, well, except when they sink and die, but that’s a minor detail, becaaaause, it could go like this:  Oh Kakashi, I will love you always and forever!  Oh, Y/N! ” I felt two arms around my waist and I panicked. The girl’s faces were paler. I turned around to see his eyes and mask and hair and hear his chuckle.

"Oh lord " came from my lips. 

"Well, i’ll be your Jack if you will be my Rose "I choked down my words, barely able to make a coherent sound. 

Thank you, mineuss! ^.^

ugh i wish i was better at writing cute and witty banter but anyway accept my crappy excuse for a response to your request.

I leaned on the gate, waiting impatiently. Kakashi was late. Again. I sighed in fustration, when I heard the scuttle of feet behind me. I turned around to face the smug man. 

'Hello, Y/N!' he said happily, smiling. 'Ready to train?'

' I have been, for the last half - hour, Kakashi-sensei.’ I snapped, grabbing a kunai from my pack.

'Ahh, you see, there was this old woman who needed help crossing the street, and - ' he was interrupted by my snort. 

'Yeah right. Anyways, lets get on with it.' I scoffed, arching my arm above my head, kunai in hand, ready to throw it at him. 

'How many times do I have to tell you? You're aiming wrong' he explained, moving towards me. He had his chest pressed against my back, and he snaked his hand over mine, showing me the proper grip. Oh no, I thought in horror, as I felt a wave of blood rush to my cheeks. Of course, he noticed as well.

'Y/N!' he exclaimed in mock surprise, 'your face is red!' My hand dropped the kunai, slid from his grip and pressed to my cheeks, trying to cool them down, a scowl across my features.

'Could it be you've developed a liking to your old sensei?' he laughed. 'You always blush when I do this, especially' he said, taking me by the wrist and twisting me, until our faces were inches apart. I gasped, and felt like I would explode from the burning sensation on my face.

'Hehe' he chuckled, 'you're so cute.'

'Hmmm..I wonder..' he pondered, and in the next second he had slipped his mask off and was pressing his cool lips against my scorching cheeks.

Dawww

ok here i go 

Gaara:

- since he’s so composed, he wouldn’t really show it around other people, the only ones who realize are Temari and Kankurou, who tease him endlesssly 

- you’d see him blush slightly if you rest your hand on his arm

- he would use a softer tone around you, not his usually cold, gruff way of speaking

- he would casually ask you if you wanted to go out to eat, and you’d just look at him confused. ‘Is this a date, Gaara??’ you would ask in mock surprise, not realizing he thought of you that way. To which he would reply ‘Of course not. Unless you want it to be.’

Oh, I like this one. Especially since I can totally relate -.-  :( 

Thank you for adding Minato btw! :*

Jiraya: 'Y/N. All breasts are good breasts, believe me' he grinned. 'No, really, I love your boobs.' he said firmly, laying his head on my chest, muttering 'so soft!'.

Iruka: ‘Y/N. I love you just the way you are, and I couldn’t care less about the size of your breasts’ he smiled, slightly embarrassed at the topic of the conversation.

Minato: ‘Hmm? What? Oh, your breasts!’ he said, blushing.

'Y/N, you're the sexiest, most beautiful woman I've ever lain eyes on. I love every inch of your body exactly as it is now.' he smiled reassuringly, snaking a hand around my waist.

Obito: ‘Ahh, Y/N! You know that kind of stuff doesn’t matter to me! Don’t be silly!’ he laughed. ‘You’re gorgeous.’

Madara: ‘Eh? Your breasts? What about them? They’re great, I know.’ he smirked.

'B-but they're so small…Madara-kun!'