the most incredible part of this twist is the fact that Jiraiya had this shit memorized and right there in his immediate memory while Pains were giving him the metallic backshots
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the most incredible part of this twist is the fact that Jiraiya had this shit memorized and right there in his immediate memory while Pains were giving him the metallic backshots
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holy fucking shit we should have shot Jiraiya behind the Ichiraku Ramen dumpster a decade ago
what do you mean he didn't teach Naruto the abandonment issues teenager shit during the timeskip and instead had him review the shit that Icha Icha is
terrible news, Shikamaru: both Asuma and Jiraiya highkey sucked ass. one is quite the coughing baby to the other's hydrogen bomb in the sucking department, but nonetheless
holy fuck even in Naruto's most positive memories of Jiraiya montage he's still harassing women
(that's not addressing the 12 years Jiraiya abandoned him for + the other comically evil shit he did in OG Naruto during the training)
if Pervy Sage had been the Fifth Hokage, Konoha would have gotten nuked by Akatsuki in a year's time after turning into a landlocked Epstein Island
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Tsunade, you should really shut the blinds for this convo, Naruto is gonna be really upset when he hears Konoha's suffragette movement celebrating
(Naruto please pick better adult figures to mourn thank you)
and what are you screaming for my dude lmao. she allowed YOU of all people to repeatedly leave for missions involving Akatsuki and generally had some of the worst personell assignment a leader can make. that's exactly what would have eventually happened either way (even if Jiraiya wasn't dumber than rocks and decided to charge into Ame with NO PLAN whatsoever)
I feel like your smile is my salvation.
literally stopped the episode with an hand on my mouth and started crying. then i went on with the scene and it only got worse. this is so precious.
Minato please go outside and talk to literally anyone. a rock would do. name your child after a rock, that thing has more of the true talent of a genuine shinobi
now that I think about it someone in your kid's generation will do exactly that. okay, don't name your kid after a rock, name him something else
also as a lil fun fact but because Kishimoto would die if he tried to make a timeline Minato in particular (and Kushina kind of as well) ends up coming off as a real fucking psychopath here when choosing his kid's name here when he had JUST lost two people very close to him and he doesn't even consider honoring them. I'm talking about Obito and Rin obviously
and before anyone tries to tell me umh aktually it's not something people do in Konoha may I remind you that fucking Sasuke is named after Hiruzen's father/Asuma's grandfather/Konohamaru's and Mirai's great grandfather