holy fuck even in Naruto's most positive memories of Jiraiya montage he's still harassing women
(that's not addressing the 12 years Jiraiya abandoned him for + the other comically evil shit he did in OG Naruto during the training)
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holy fuck even in Naruto's most positive memories of Jiraiya montage he's still harassing women
(that's not addressing the 12 years Jiraiya abandoned him for + the other comically evil shit he did in OG Naruto during the training)
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if Pervy Sage had been the Fifth Hokage, Konoha would have gotten nuked by Akatsuki in a year's time after turning into a landlocked Epstein Island
Tsunade, you should really shut the blinds for this convo, Naruto is gonna be really upset when he hears Konoha's suffragette movement celebrating
(Naruto please pick better adult figures to mourn thank you)
and what are you screaming for my dude lmao. she allowed YOU of all people to repeatedly leave for missions involving Akatsuki and generally had some of the worst personell assignment a leader can make. that's exactly what would have eventually happened either way (even if Jiraiya wasn't dumber than rocks and decided to charge into Ame with NO PLAN whatsoever)
I feel like your smile is my salvation.
literally stopped the episode with an hand on my mouth and started crying. then i went on with the scene and it only got worse. this is so precious.
Minato please go outside and talk to literally anyone. a rock would do. name your child after a rock, that thing has more of the true talent of a genuine shinobi
now that I think about it someone in your kid's generation will do exactly that. okay, don't name your kid after a rock, name him something else
also as a lil fun fact but because Kishimoto would die if he tried to make a timeline Minato in particular (and Kushina kind of as well) ends up coming off as a real fucking psychopath here when choosing his kid's name here when he had JUST lost two people very close to him and he doesn't even consider honoring them. I'm talking about Obito and Rin obviously
and before anyone tries to tell me umh aktually it's not something people do in Konoha may I remind you that fucking Sasuke is named after Hiruzen's father/Asuma's grandfather/Konohamaru's and Mirai's great grandfather
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mind you Jiraiya sees her from THIS distance and manages to forget her looks and generally who she is
also apparently the kid named after the dumb character name in his novel whom he abandonded as his godfather didn't strike any sense of responsibility in him back in OG Naruto and only Sexy no Jutsu was enough to motivate him to teach Naruto some basic ass things
did I ever mention what a swell guy this character is?
PLEASE JUST GO ALREADY FFS
fucking finally
jesus Nagato you really stretched that one out