âMy human has decided to nickname Irina âThe Owl Queenâ, which is far better than the rude pet name of âPrincess Hootersâ that she was laughing about for two minutes straight.â
//Megan why did you have to reveal my inner thoughts!!!
âWhat, itâs not like she canât hurt you from the safety behind your phone.â
//PleaseâŠ.donât test that theory.
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//âŠ.I do think The Owl Queen is a cute nicknameâŠ
GIVEÂ MYÂ MUSEÂ AÂ NICKNAMEÂ /Â PETÂ NAME
"... Ha, ha, ha. How funny Megan, a little more and you almost leave me breathless from so much... laughing, I'm having. Just see how much I'm chuckling, it's even amazing how a small brain like yours could even imagine something so big."
"Hooters."
"I don't know if you chose that nickname because of the 'Hoot' 'Hoot's that the owls do, or because of that lewd Hooters restaurant where waitresses stand out in clothes that are indecently too tight and short, not to mention that what stands out most at first sight in all of them is their great front. I hope it's the former for your own good, or else I'll grind whatever you have inside that dull skull to a pulp."
"Huh... Let's hope I don't hear that ridiculous nickname come out of your mouth anymore or I'll sew it up so you never say a single bullshit for her again."















