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just been more lowkey stoked about the new era hehehe

wassup with y’all

Aww. We appreciate you! <3

Thanks! Admin Sarah and I looooooooove Akise btw

Akise Aru : Headcanons

- remembers everything about you (he’s a flashdrive pretty much) (lol inside jokes)

- he takes a while to warm up to you

- no PDA but will purposefully brush hands/bump shoulders/etc 

- kisses!!! so many kisses!!!!!

- protective but not overbearing

- spontaneous dates

- he’s not one to do cliche fancy dinner dates but does more out-of-the-box dates like cliff diving, seeing kid’s movies, and more.

- (side headcanon: figure skater!Akise)

- he’s also totally a broadway nerd

- will do anything for you

- will give you the world from the get-go

It’s 11:30 where I am I should have gone to bed 30 minutes ago

Night

OKAY SIT THE FUCK DOWN I’M GONNA TELL YOU THE STORY ABOUT HOW I ALMOST BURNT MY HOUSE DOWN TRYING TO MELT NUTELLA.

So, it was this past Thursday, otherwise known as March 3rd. 

I came home from school, to discover vanilla ice cream in the freezer.

So obviously I was gonna eat some I mean its ice cream. But I also wanted chocolate sauce, except we didn’t have any.

Then I remembered, we have Nutella in the cupboard.

I grabbed it, without reading the back, because who reads labels? (The back says, “DO NOT REFRIGERATE OR MICROWAVE”)

So I put some of the stuff in a small, glass bowl, and put it in the microwave for 3 minutes.

And then I had to pee so I went to the bathroom.

WHEN I CAME OUT OF THE BATHROOM, THERE’S SMOKE COMING OUT OF THE FUCKING MICROWAVE.

SO SINCE THERE’S SMOKE AND I DON’T WANNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN, I PANICKED AND OPENED THE MICROWAVE, GRABBED THE BOWL, BURNT 3 OF MY FINGERS, AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT BOWL WAS LIKE THE FIREY DEPTHS OF HELL HOLY SHIT IT WAS HOT.

AND THEN I OPENED THE BACK DOOR, AND LITERALLY THREW THE BOWL OUTSIDE.

IT BROKE, AND SIZZLED IN THE SNOW.

SO THEN THERES STILL A BUNCH OF SMOKE IN THE HOUSE, RIGHT? AND IT DRIFTED FROM THE KITCHEN TO THE LIVING ROOM, SO I OPENED THE KITCHEN WINDOWS, LEFT THE BACK DOOR OPEN, OPENED THE DOOR TO THE GARAGE AND OPENED THE SKYLIGHTS.

AND SURPRISINGLY THE SMOKE ALARM NEVER WENT OFF SO WE SHOULD PROBABLY CHECK THAT TO SEE IF IT WORKS BUT ANYWAYS I’M NOT DONE.

THEN, I REALIZED MY HAND FELT LIKE IT WAS ON FIRE, SO I RUSH TO THE SINK AND TURN THE COLD WATER ON AND SWEET JESUS THAT WAS REFRESHING.

I ENDED UP SOAKING MY HAND IN COLD WATER FOR LIKE 5 HOURS.

AND THEN I JUST TOOK REGULAR NUTELLA AND PUT THAT ON THE ICE CREAM AND HAD COLD NUTELLA AND VANILLA ICE CREAM WHICH WAS BETTER THAN NOTHING.

So yeah then overnight a bubble about the size of a U.S. dime formed on my middle finger on my right hand.

Filled with puss.

And a smaller one on my ring finger, and a little one on my left hand’s thumb but that was really it.

But yeah thats the story about how I almost burned my house down trying to get chocolate sauce for vanilla ice cream.

Oh, I was home alone at the time.

I’m a problem child.