#adelaidekanerps

wait was your old url??

[text]:According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant. 

[Puck to Quinn:] ....But my birthday isn't for another 8 months. 

[text]:Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him

[Puck to Quinn:] How come when he’s drunk and naked he’s /my/ friend, but when he’s sober he’s /our/ friend?

[text]:I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"

[Text]: Stop leaving me voicemails

When Sam promised to give the best first date ever to his girlfriend, he meant it with his heart and soul. Although he would have preferred having more time to plan, he didn’t want the girl to wait too long, so he did the best he could with two weeks and the amount of savings he had-- he even resisted getting the new issues of his favourite comic series just so he could have more money to spend on the date. 

Everything had gone smoothly from picking up his girlfriend from her house, the dinner at Breadstix, the movie at the drive-in theater, to them laying on the back of the secondhand mini pickup-- which Burt had so kindly offered to lend him-- with a blanket and pillows to make their star-gazing session more comfortable. The blonde had just pointed out several star constellations to the girl beside him, earning him a compliment which he blushed at followed by a stuttered thank you.

"Unless you liked it. Then maybe I was." Omfg yes

Jake → Quinn